mustachioed
United States
Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML
Collection
Black Friday
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mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
run4fun
United States
Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML
iamamermaid
Hemet, United States
Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
muffin
United States
Nair do well
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Hairylass
United States
Today, I realized that I have an odd habit of plucking the tiny white hairs on my upper lip when I am overly stressed. But only the right side. I noticed when examining my face and seeing they'd all come back black. I've got half a mustache. I'm female. FML
Ow ow owwww
United States
Make it stop
Today, I have what is probably a cold sore on my upper lip. I also have a mustache, which keeps rubbing against it. Because of this, no matter what I do, it stings. The next few days are fixing to be very, very long and miserable. FML
Mustache
Austria
Bushy
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
queenofdeath
Israel
Today, I wanted to remove my mustache hair with hot wax. The hair is still there, but my skin is all burnt dark brown. Tomorrow is my first day at school. FML
nobleach
United States
Red alert
Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML
boreed
United States
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
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iffy 20
Next time try waxing
Wheredidgrungego 12
Hello, Yosemite Sam.
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retrorewind 13
does the carpet match?
Enslaved 38
I bet it looks like you just drank Hawaiian Punch. Oh Yeah! (:
mpalmiter 0
Nice one 34. Lmao
KiddNYC1O 22
Wait, isn't "oh, yeah!" the kool-aid guy? Lol.
twinkiefeets 17
Oh yeah! Is the Kool-Aid guy
RCAddict16 0
How about you try shaving OP?!
Greggums 2
Actually waxing makes it grow back less. My leg hair is so thin now, I can hardly even see it anymore.
fadingaway 17
Upper lip hair is generally light anyway. Just trim it with a scissors.
EyesofStone 27
Girls' upper lip hair almost never gets that long... And even if it was long enough to trim, it would still be noticable and she would still get mocked for it.
fadingaway 17
Mine is short and I still trim it with a scissors. I've never heard of anyone making fun of someone for having normal facial hair.
darawbs 0
If you have naturally dark hair it tends to turn red when bleached. I suggest you do it again with the same bleach or a different one. (: bleached my baby brother's hair in middle school, he has black and it turned this funky orange red. ;D
ambergraham34 4
Shave it.
holyshitbatman 20
did you know there's this REALLY COOL thing called a razor? YDI
answeryourphone 3
Can I have a picture?
The_F3rris 11
Just shave it. It only takes a few seconds and you should already have a razor I hope.