mustachioed
United States
Today, I tried to bleach my upper lip hair. I now have a bright red mustache. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
run4fun
United States
Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML
iamamermaid
Hemet, United States
Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML
muffin
United States
Nair do well
Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML
Hairylass
United States
Today, I realized that I have an odd habit of plucking the tiny white hairs on my upper lip when I am overly stressed. But only the right side. I noticed when examining my face and seeing they'd all come back black. I've got half a mustache. I'm female. FML
Ow ow owwww
United States
Make it stop
Today, I have what is probably a cold sore on my upper lip. I also have a mustache, which keeps rubbing against it. Because of this, no matter what I do, it stings. The next few days are fixing to be very, very long and miserable. FML
Mustache
Austria
Bushy
Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML
queenofdeath
Israel
Today, I wanted to remove my mustache hair with hot wax. The hair is still there, but my skin is all burnt dark brown. Tomorrow is my first day at school. FML
nobleach
United States
Red alert
Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML
boreed
United States
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML
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iffy 20
Next time try waxing
Wheredidgrungego 12
Hello, Yosemite Sam.
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Comments (126)
kitsune3 20
Ooh...OP, you should never, ever try to bleach or color facial hair. Not your eyebrows or any other hair on your face. It never turns out well.
ko0lio 1
There's a thing called FACIAL hair bleach. Check it out, OP.
rsaffi 6
Enough of imitating The Big Bang Theory...
rebeccac3 5
You are supposed to wax
saxy1of6_fml 9
What an idiot
mookiemookie01 24
Thats really bad if you're a woman
deegeebee 10
This is exactly why the instructions advise doing a small patch test before doing the whole area.
baileymarie102 6
Wax, don't shave. If you shave it'll come back like a guys mustache.
toofacedaddict 4
So wax it off? Have you not thought of that??
tressie_fml 6
Ever heard of a waxing?