Looks like skirts and dresses for you for a while!

If your razor was dull that could have caused it- otherwise you should invest in higher quality razors and shaving cream. Your comfort is worth a few more dollars.

I feel you :(

I know that feel

Soak in warm water for a while before, OP! Always use a new razor and change every 3 months (depends on how often you use it though). Also use lots of shaving cream and never run the razor over a shaving cream-less area. And finally, always go the way the hair grows, never against it. OR if that's too much for you, there's always waxing or just going natural? :)

Maybe try waxing next time :)

Put conditioner or raw coconut oil for 5 minutes beforehand to soften the follicle, use warm water, shave with the grain first stroke, against second. After rinsing well put a thin layer of coconut oil on, and if razor burn persists soak a cloth in hot water and press against the irritated area several times a day until irritation goes away.

The pants solution is easy. Shave them for later xD

You probably should've stopped after the first few cuts. Just saying...

solution: stop wearing pants. wear a skirt.