Today, I tried opening a can for the first time using a manual can opener. I tried for a half hour to open a can of ravioli, mutilating the can in the process. Only after watching five Youtube videos on how to use a manual can opener did I notice the pull-tab on the top of the ravioli can. FML
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jim69_fml 0
seriously it's not that hard to use a manual can opener.... tard
tati3092 1
hahah ur a little slow or alot
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Comments (253)
colombiancartel 0
you didnt notice the pull tab?how so? unless you had the can of ravioli upside down..then in that case why would you?
Morgansayshi 0
At least you finally opened it! Thank goodness for those pull tabs :)
mschrisaya 4
I laughed for a whole minute after reading the first two sentences of this!!!! lol
JCOphoto 0
How the hell do you miss the tab??
donicus 0
moron!
Craw25 0
MORON!!!!!
aaronkdubblea 0
you are ******* stupid! not as stupid as the girl I met that didn't know what dirt is. but stupid none the less. what's wrong with you kids these days?
whitesky_fml 0
retard.
Samyy27 0
you're an idiot.
gagaman_fml 0
Are you blond by any chance? LMAO, JK!!!