By Anonymous - 28/5/2018 09:00 - United States - Fairbanks

Good morning!

Today, while I brewed myself a cup of coffee, my best friend began screwing around with a can opener like it was nunchucks. He looked at me and said, "Wouldn't it suck if-" as he flung it around and one of the handles flew off, directly into my testicles. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7640317 - Monday 28 May 2018 19:47

“Yes. Yes, it would.”

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7640327 - Monday 28 May 2018 20:12

"Everybody was kung fu fighting! That handle hit your nuts fast as lightning!"

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By RichardPencil | 27

#7640317 - Monday 28 May 2018 19:47

“Yes. Yes, it would.”

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7640327 - Monday 28 May 2018 20:12

"Everybody was kung fu fighting! That handle hit your nuts fast as lightning!"

By RichardPencil | 27

#7640331 - Monday 28 May 2018 20:14

“Can-in-ball!”

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7640332 - Monday 28 May 2018 20:15

Eggs for breakfast, a good source of protein.

By tenniemo | 19

#7640441 - Tuesday 29 May 2018 0:41

At least it was just the handle, and not the blade. Could have been worse!

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Glowworm56 | 25

#7640449 - Tuesday 29 May 2018 1:54

Yeah, I would hate a ninja circumcision!

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RichardPencil | 27

#7640493 - Tuesday 29 May 2018 6:46

That would be a ninja castration.

By Davros | 12

#7640575 - Tuesday 29 May 2018 11:21

awe man, right in the beans

By xercister | 19

#7640825 - Tuesday 29 May 2018 21:36

And now you know... You got some balls.

By 1gullible_bugger | 33

#7642861 - Sunday 3 June 2018 23:14

very much so

By vikirosecamel | 19

#7727535 - Friday 23 November 2018 17:34

Good thing it wasn't a nutcracker