CrappyValentine
Netherlands
Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
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gingersnapper 0
...Okay. Who else just came?
eeeeeeee 5
That's why you shouldn't force your boyfriend to do nice things for you. It won't happen (and with good reason).
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Comments (193)
KociaQ 30
YDI. Whining will get you that...
Snyder2424 6
I agree with your Boyfriend. Valentines day is a major scam. Why wait to do special things for eachother on some stupid holiday when you could go to a nice dinner and give a gift or receive a gift any other day?
mermaidgirl5413 10
Dont ever pressure someone into doing something they clearly dont enjoy.
zach205 24
I say we bring back Lupercalia
mmcewen 15
That's ****** awesome!
CaroAurelia 12
At least he had a sense of humor about it.
FeedTheStache 13
This is actually kind of amazing haha. At least he has a sense of humor, even if it's a bit dry.
cosplaychic 18
I learned what that was in 10th grade
kevingirl 6
if you have to force him to send you a card I don't see how you could possibly enjoy it.
zoelog 10
not really understanding why you would nag him to send you a card. obviously there would be no real feeling behind it because he only did it because you made him. ydi