CrappyValentine
Netherlands
Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
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gingersnapper 0
...Okay. Who else just came?
eeeeeeee 5
That's why you shouldn't force your boyfriend to do nice things for you. It won't happen (and with good reason).
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Comments (193)
KaylieBieber13 0
i would love that holiday!!! when is it??
scene_girlie 0
lmfao... best FML ever
dubbadee123 5
I am so celebrating that next year
briissocoollike 8
Lol but u did only ask for a card u didn't specify
WolfAttac 0
L-M-F-A-O-O-O
happyabby123 0
Ohh...well.um...that's wonderful;)
zunnigirl23 0
lol! I take Latin in school and I had no idea that's what it ment!!!
princess151617 4
Hey be happy you got anything. Only 2 special guys got to whip ppl. & the 2 guys would only whip girl. It's more Latin the ancient Rome.
Xcrunner_24 0
The feast of lupercal.
giggitygoo12 7
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