CrappyValentine
Netherlands
Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
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gingersnapper 0
...Okay. Who else just came?
eeeeeeee 5
That's why you shouldn't force your boyfriend to do nice things for you. It won't happen (and with good reason).
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Comments (193)
Kuramasan_fml 12
That's SOO awesome.
empty_space 0
actually, they whip the women with strips of dog skin, cured into leather, and everyone drinks goat milk.
Andrew6969 0
not an FML- this is awesome
ZombieKitteh 8
Your boyfriend puts your feelings ahead of his own and has a sense of humor. What a dick. You should break up with him.
NoteMyGrin 0
Wow, your boyfriend sounds SO COOL.
TeenieAmerica 9
Haaa, that's awesome. Go your boyfriend.
ravedevour 0
I know where I'm going for vacation!
TheBrianWing 0
that's where v day came from, idiot. you got what you asked for
DirtMonster 0
hahahaha that's pretty great
apppiiee 5
Jij hebt een cool vriendje, hij heeft tenminste humor :D