Kids: Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting...

By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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By parentof5 - 23/04/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my 4 year old daughter walked in while I was changing my shirt. She said "When I get older I am going to have big boobies just like you." I'm her dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 07:00 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, at the swimming pool, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up on my 5-year-old daughter underwater and surprise her. I grabbed her by the sides, and she shrieked. A moment later, a brown cloud erupted from her swimsuit. Cue screaming and a mass panic from the other kids. FML

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By Sloppy Cashmere - 09/05/2016 21:26 - United States - Bemidji

Today, I visited a waterpark with friends. At one point, a woman floating near me suddenly says to me, "How are you doing, honey?" Instinctively, I replied, "I'm well". The woman gave me a strange look and I turned around to find she was talking to her child directly behind me. FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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By Dad Is Fat - 25/08/2021 02:01 - United States - Mount Orab

Today, my 3-year-old daughter told me I was blocking her view of her puppy. She said, "Dad, your boobs are too long!" FML

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By singlemam - 15/03/2016 01:51 - United States - Akron

Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML

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By geli - 09/08/2016 00:12

Today, while at the public swimming pool, I gave my 2-year-old daughter a piggy back ride in the pool. We were having fun until I realized she had untied my swim top. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 06:52 - United States - Orlando

Today, my obese mother-in-law took her top off at our pool party, exposing her sagging breasts. When I told her to cover herself, she lifted her breasts, turned them inwards, and squeezed them together while staring me in the eyes. She kept doing this on and off for the next two hours. FML

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Sunday 21 November 2010 0:17

Why did you have a two year old in a hot tub and a communal one at that? They have signs at my club stating young children aren't to go in and I researched why. The temps are too high for little people who can't regulate their body temp yet. And the ick factor is unreal. They get yeast infections, UTIs, and other infections eadily from there. Eh, maybe that only applies to babies and not toddlers but better safe than sorry.

Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 21 November 2010 0:02

Oh god, she likes the fat ones

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Zmeilerr 22

Sunday 21 November 2010 6:34

My little girl in my picture would never do that to anyone. bad mom

PrincessesCrown 17

Friday 3 June 2011 18:58

Your sister is so cute!

XDBrittany1228 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 6:51

she sounds adorable

QWERTYCommander 5

Sunday 21 November 2010 6:51

Don't worry. There were probably plenty of men there who had big moobs. The guy probably thought you were talking about someone else... Okay, nah.

XDBrittany1228 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 6:53

oh and may I suggest hearing aids? 2 year olds don't mutter.

XDBrittany1228 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 6:55

and a parenting guide might help.

nidawi 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 7:23

Kids say the darndest things.

ALERI0N 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 8:57

ahahaha

ICabooseI 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 10:42

YDI for teaching/letting her know these words at an early age!

foreverabearfan 3

Sunday 21 November 2010 15:26

OP you better read up on hot tubs! They cause respitory problems in children---how could you not know that, and risk your childs health?? Our state is trying to put a ban on children under 6 not allowed in any public hot tub!