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By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 03:00

Today, I tried to make mashed potatoes but then went into another room to wait on them, then forgot about them, ruining my only big pot and a full bag of potatoes. FML

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First rule of cooking: NEVER leave a stove unattended.

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Saturday 22 April 2023 5:11

First rule of cooking: NEVER leave a stove unattended.

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