FML : Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. My doctor said it was okay to eat, so, I had some mashed potatoes. Apparently, my body disagreed with the doctor, because...

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Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. My doctor said it was okay to eat, so, I had some mashed potatoes. Apparently, my body disagreed with the doctor, because I threw up. Because my face was so swollen, it didn't make it out my mouth. It went through my nose instead. I literally blew chunks. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

chunkynose Say more :

lol the mashed potatoes I had were kind of chunky, and so after I threw up, there were still bits of it left in my nose. I had to blow my nose to get them out, and so I blew chunks of taters out my nose into the tissue. my mom almost fainted. :)

By bloodynose - / Saturday 27 June 2009 02:35 / United States

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By chunkynose | 0

#346704 - Saturday 27 June 2009 06:17

By Nicolacatt | 0

#345615 - Saturday 27 June 2009 10:04

Would make one he'll of a viddeo on America's Funniest

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By 100percent_bored | 0

#345607 - Saturday 27 June 2009 10:02

I am so sorry, feel better!

mitchiv13 | 0

#941912 - Saturday 13 March 2010 10:20

CHUNKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MrsDruidess | 23

#5703745 - Saturday 5 October 2013 11:50

sorry OP, same thing happened to me after mine were removed, but I hadn't eaten, it was two matching streams of blood on the carpet.

By Seti_fml | 0

#345614 - Saturday 27 June 2009 10:03

at least you're past the worst of it :-/ gl OP.

By Nicolacatt | 0

#345615 - Saturday 27 June 2009 10:04

Would make one he'll of a viddeo on America's Funniest

020266t | 5

#1449308 - Thursday 23 September 2010 11:08

that makes total sense

By poper123 | 0

#345617 - Saturday 27 June 2009 10:05

aww, yuck!

By effthis | 0

#345620 - Saturday 27 June 2009 10:05

ewwwww

girandwogpig | 0

#347962 - Sunday 28 June 2009 03:41

you know what makes it worse??? Chunks is her dog??? ^_^

ShenziSixaxis | 0

#348658 - Sunday 28 June 2009 10:39

Get a life you fucktard.

By rukiafujioka | 0

#345621 - Saturday 27 June 2009 10:05

That would be hilarious to see in person-sorry, it must have hurt! Hope you feel better!

By Luckster | 0

#345633 - Saturday 27 June 2009 10:08

I never trust what the dentist says anymore. They told me my wisdoms were coming in perfectly straight, so it wouldn't be a requirement to remove them. Guess who's missing a few molars because of the damage?

TruVisionary | 0

#347733 - Sunday 28 June 2009 01:42

the reason she threw up was probably on account of the amount of blood she may have swallowed causing emesis. your dentist, on the other hand, is an asshole.