By bloodynose - 27/06/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. My doctor said it was okay to eat, so, I had some mashed potatoes. Apparently, my body disagreed with the doctor, because I threw up. Because my face was so swollen, it didn't make it out my mouth. It went through my nose instead. I literally blew chunks. FML
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chunkynose 0

lol the mashed potatoes I had were kind of chunky, and so after I threw up, there were still bits of it left in my nose. I had to blow my nose to get them out, and so I blew chunks of taters out my nose into the tissue. my mom almost fainted. :)

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100percent_bored 0

I am so sorry, feel better!

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Nicolacatt 0

Would make one he'll of a viddeo on America's Funniest

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100percent_bored 0

I am so sorry, feel better!

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MrsDruidess 23

sorry OP, same thing happened to me after mine were removed, but I hadn't eaten, it was two matching streams of blood on the carpet.

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Seti_fml 0

at least you're past the worst of it :-/ gl OP.

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Nicolacatt 0

Would make one he'll of a viddeo on America's Funniest

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girandwogpig 0

you know what makes it worse??? Chunks is her dog??? ^_^

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ShenziSixaxis 0

Get a life you fucktard.

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rukiafujioka 0

That would be hilarious to see in person-sorry, it must have hurt! Hope you feel better!

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Luckster 0

I never trust what the dentist says anymore. They told me my wisdoms were coming in perfectly straight, so it wouldn't be a requirement to remove them. Guess who's missing a few molars because of the damage?

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TruVisionary 0

the reason she threw up was probably on account of the amount of blood she may have swallowed causing emesis. your dentist, on the other hand, is an asshole.

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whatmarielsaid 0

bahahahahha 'blew chunks'. good one. get well soon. + send your dentist a douchebag in the mail. ;D

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Shizden 0

He knew that would happen. All dentists are evil super villains plotting to take over the world. o.O

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waterynuggets 0

FYL. I need mine out, too. :(

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