Today, I told my younger brother that I'm a lesbian. Now he keeps asking me if I want to play rock, paper, vagina. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, I told my 10 year-old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML
Today, my brother came out to our parents. They weren't super happy with it, but they said that it was ok since they still had a straight son. I don't know how to tell them that I'm gay too. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML
Today, my older brother managed to convince my younger sister that she's actually a boy, and that she'll soon be getting a penis in the mail, which she excitedly told everyone she could. He convinced me of the exact same thing as well several years ago. FML
Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
Today, my sister gently asked me if I was gay. Turns out I've been without a boyfriend for so long that the whole family believes I secretly have a girlfriend. FML
Today, I tried proving to my best friend that I wasn't a lesbian by telling her I once liked her brother. She was mad because I never told her and now she's calling him. FML
Today, I thought I was going on a date. About 20 minutes into it, after giving her my arm to hold (like a true gentleman) it came up in conversation that my brother is gay. Her response: "Oh, so both you and your brother are gay?" FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
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Top comments
luarasticks 13
technically, the joke would still work with the classic rock, paper, scissors.
gracehi 33
That sucks, although I'm guessing you don't.
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Comments (77)
Irish_Sarcasm 5
Aw he just had a sense of humor... Though that would get annoying fast lmao
Cassandra2015 21
Good on you for opening up to him . As you said he's younger, so chances are he didn't mean anything in a negative way
Girlie7 11
Well....you can't play it with him,technically....
plaukje 6
great that you got a chance to come out, with me it wrnt smoothly and i hope people will still see the best in you
wakemeupplease 21
idk how that can work... does he have a ****** too?
Abhinow 7
A Dyke and a dick in same family
glabberfasted 16
"Scissor me, Xerxes!"
ADBurns 22
Your brother is awesome. Not only has he wholeheartedly accepted the situation with humour he is actively requesting your participation in the humour of the acceptance of it :)
JessLaw22 9
Hey at least you will win every time.. ****** beats everything!
Scorpio01 16
Lannisters coming