Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML
Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML
Today, my roommates sat me down and said we need to have a serious chat. I was worried, until they asked me if I could quit my new night job. When I asked why, they said it was because I wasn't home anymore to cook them dinner. FML
Today, my roommates told me they want me to move out of our apartment. We would have never gotten the apartment without my credit score, and most of the furniture is mine. FML
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML
Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
Today, my roommate expected me to help them buy them car, or loan them some money. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for not buying a pack of cigarettes for my boss. I only lasted two months in that junkyard. FML
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lameuser 23
You better find some new roommates. FYL
misspulkadot24 17
Then stop enabling them and make them pay their own rent. They will be evicted soon enough.
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Comments (117)
howdoilogin 9
Call the cops, file whatever you need to, kick them the **** out.
dragon8277 9
Kick them the **** out
SoultheWolf 19
Call the cops and have them arrested. Then either find a new place so they can't find you or get new roommates. Don't let them get away with this or they will just continue to push you around. Also, if you can find out which pawn shop they went to or who they sold your DvDs too it would be great so you could prove to the police they did it.
the_real_dvd 21
I'm going with YDI, because who let's themselves get shit on like that. Grow a pair and tell them to gtfo. Then, with all that extra space and money, get a social life and find new companions.
israelnotjacob 20
Have to agree. I'd never let roommates do that to me. Either they pay their share or they GTFO.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You should've moved. And you need to file charges and sue.
Goblin182 27
Sue people that have to steal and pawn DVDs for smokes? Yeah, that makes sense.
EffyFails 18
pawn all their shit and invest in a new lock
lessleemc 3
I would have thrown them out long ago.
djPanda 8
Seems reasonable... ****** not
oddball1972 10
Call the cops !! That's theft
Firehed331 8
I'd kick them out.