Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML
Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML
Today, my roommates sat me down and said we need to have a serious chat. I was worried, until they asked me if I could quit my new night job. When I asked why, they said it was because I wasn't home anymore to cook them dinner. FML
Today, my roommates told me they want me to move out of our apartment. We would have never gotten the apartment without my credit score, and most of the furniture is mine. FML
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML
Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
Today, my roommate expected me to help them buy them car, or loan them some money. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for not buying a pack of cigarettes for my boss. I only lasted two months in that junkyard. FML
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lameuser 23
You better find some new roommates. FYL
misspulkadot24 17
Then stop enabling them and make them pay their own rent. They will be evicted soon enough.
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Comments (117)
Sir_drink_alot 20
I would suggest that you talk too a therapist, try too improve your confidence. Until you do people are going to keep taking advantage of you. Remember, you have value as a person, you don't need too buy your friends.
JMichael 26
I'd think about moving out and finding new roommates. Like a friend you can trust.
justmeCee 16
Your roommates are assholes. I had roommates that did the same thing actually. One of them quit her job 2 weeks after i moved in. They also stole my cheque book and set up pre- authorized payments to the phone/ internet/ satellite without my permission but obviously I found out. The original agreement was that we split the bill 5 ways.My name wasn't on the lease tho so I moved, and don't even associate with them anymore. You should not tolerate living with thieves. They will only start stealing bigger things than dvds. If you don't get out now or kick them out, they will only continue to steal. People like that have no boundaries. FYL.
Dcm210 19
Kick'em out.
luckyone365 7
You deserve this completely for rooming with people without jobs in the first place. You give people an inch and they take a freaking mile. You should have known they were going to take advantage of you.
cactusprick 19
They aren't your kid - no need to support them! Just let them get evicted before they do anything worse :-)
Sathane 21
I hope you called the police. Then the landlord to have them evicted.
vikky538 29
kick them out right now...
worldclassrager 41
What will they take next? Keep everything you have locked up...
radiocaf 29
As much as YLS for crappy roommates, YDI for supporting them in the first place. Still, I feel for you.