Today, I told my roommates they have to go get jobs, because I can't afford to support them or their bad habits any more. They responded by pawning all my DVDs for cash to buy cigarettes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML
Today, I stayed with a friend because I was recently kicked out of my home and had nowhere to go. When I went out for job applications, she asked, "Can you pick me up a pack of smokes?" and then got mad that I didn't have the money, calling me selfish. FML
Today, my roommates sat me down and said we need to have a serious chat. I was worried, until they asked me if I could quit my new night job. When I asked why, they said it was because I wasn't home anymore to cook them dinner. FML
Today, my roommates told me they want me to move out of our apartment. We would have never gotten the apartment without my credit score, and most of the furniture is mine. FML
Today, my roommate wants to kick me out because I can't afford to pay my share of the rent this month. I couldn't afford to, because I had to pay for repairs to my car after my roommate got drunk, stole my keys, and crashed it into a street light. FML
Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML
Today, my roommate and I were watching TV, and he ordered a pizza. After it was delivered, I took a slice. He yelled at me for taking his food and told me to stop mooching off him. I had to cover his rent last month and he still hasn't paid me back. FML
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
Today, my roommate expected me to help them buy them car, or loan them some money. FML
Today, I was fired from my job for not buying a pack of cigarettes for my boss. I only lasted two months in that junkyard. FML
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lameuser 23
You better find some new roommates. FYL
misspulkadot24 17
Then stop enabling them and make them pay their own rent. They will be evicted soon enough.
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Comments (117)
Scorpio1691 29
that is legally called theft....
ao34501 5
Move out and have them arrested or at least get a door with a very good lock that they can't get past.
Quiet_one 22
As soon as you find another place to live, you should move out without warning them and cancel the utilities (I'm assuming they're in your name, since you sound like the only responsible one) also without warning them. Then cut off all contact with these losers. They'll either have to take responsibility for themselves, or they'll crash and burn without their enabler. Either way, you win. In the meantime, put a lock on your bedroom door and don't keep any belongings in common areas.
tvwrestler98 14
Blu-ray anyone?
andrealovvve 17
Kick them out!! They're probably just going to keep selling stuff, yours or theirs if they don't see a problem with doing that.
frizz101 22
Small claims court OP, and new roommates. This type of crap is unacceptable, people need to learn to respect others.
rustyxjohnson 1
Call the police
cathrope 10
Time to call the cops
elusiveshame 22
YDI for living with them.
Kateyez_26 13
Your roommates are a bunch of losers! But you kind of brought it on by letting them stay there while u pay for everything.