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  abombination  |  13

It's this amazing thing. I invented it last week it's called.


It's how you can get from one place to another instantly.

For example: I kicked a 300lb mma fighter in the shin. I teleported a few feet backwards.

Another example: I was playing a game. Got knocked out and teleported to the hospital.

  cryssycakesx3  |  22

I must say, and not that it makes it less sucky for OP, but most guys don't have the energy to put into a legitimate relationship for 5 years. it takes a hell of a man to maintain a wife and kids and have the wherewithal to put even more effort into a side piece, for *5* years.

  impretty_fml  |  7

#1 your an idiot she's not in Iran

By  leeloo900  |  9

Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry op.. That's very effed up. Dump him immediately. And tell his wife that he's been seeing you on the side and that you didn't know. Then that son of a bitch will end up alone and pay child support =)