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Weird. How'd you end up in Iran?
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It's this amazing thing. I invented it last week it's called. "Teleportation" It's how you can get from one place to another instantly. For example: I kicked a 300lb mma fighter in the shin. I teleported a few feet backwards. Another example: I was playing a game. Got knocked out and teleported to the hospital.
he just wants his ice cream and cake too! and his cookies, and his brownies...
I hope you're doing okay after an event like that. keep your head high, you will find the right guy eventually. good luck :)
Wow. That sucks, sorry OP
You're an asshole
Obviously she drove from Virginia to Iran, Duh!
I like how you're giving that advice with that profile picture.
#1 your an idiot she's not in Iran
OP said the boyfriend was SUPPOSED to be in Iran, meaning neither of them are.
Is it a bird? is it a plane? no it's the joke #95...
He's... G-O-N-E-
I guess 11 year olds like #92 who shouldn't be on here anyways, don't understand a joke.
Your the idiot, you couldn't understand sarcasm...
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Idiot she's not in Iran
Loool! How did she end up in Iran? Like that is the most fascinating thing about his story, what about the wife and five kids?
That's a good question
Or ya know. If they have the username impretty
What the actual ****.
I feel bad for his wife and kids of and when they found out. Total dick
Not the theoretical ****?
Well, a theoretical **** wouldn't have resulted in children.
60, you just made me laugh in a silent room full of people. Good job
Oh my gosh. I'm so sorry op.. That's very effed up. Dump him immediately. And tell his wife that he's been seeing you on the side and that you didn't know. Then that son of a bitch will end up alone and pay child support =)
8- They both played a game of pool with his nuts. One say, "I break," the other say,"ok, Iraq."
My goodness. Another family broken up.
WTF...Nuke his ass, that he wishes he was really in Iran. The saddest thing is the poor kids.
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Weird. How'd you end up in Iran?
tell his wife! otherwise he will keep doing it..