thatfatkid
United States
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Ashy104
United States
Today, I asked my mom if she thought I looked skinny in my shorts. She jiggled my leg fat, looked up at me and walked away. FML
abcdgaf
You tried
Today, I was told how cruel and selfish I am for rubbing my weight loss in my mom’s face. I’ve literally begged my mom to walk, jog, workout with me for months. She went exactly once. She complained the whole time, then called me a bitch for finishing my run while she sat in the car. FML
me
United States
Classic Mom moment
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML
Anonymous
New Orleans, United States
Classic narcissist mom
Today, I told my mom that I’m pregnant. She said I could use it as an opportunity to “trim down.” I’m 130lbs and muscular. FML
furious parent
Hush
Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML
bhnja_
Mandaue, Philippines
Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML
KLO65
Burlington, United States
The shape of you
Today, I told my gym trainer I’d do anything to get in shape. He challenged me to run a mile without stopping. I agreed, then got winded halfway through and dramatically collapsed on the track. A 70 year-oldish woman jogged past me and said, “You’ll live.” FML
fuckingcool
Thanks for the unsolicited advice!
Today, my mother once again brought up how I would have done so much better in my Track season if I just smiled while I ran. Apparently, if you just smile, your brain won't know you're in pain. I don't think it works like that, but thanks for the advice mom. FML
mynameislor
Canada
Today, my mum was saying she needs to gain weight because she was underweight according to her doctor. She then said she's going to eat like me in order to gain more weight. FML
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Lozza111 0
at least she wished you luck?
SirBedevere 0
She seems to be in an optimistic mood.
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Comments (186)
Kurtykat 2
Do it anyway and try your best. Prove that bitch wrong!
Epsilonyx 15
She sounds like a sweetheart. :')
cjamison62 2
I'm sorry ppl suck
barbiiee_fml 0
best of luck to you then.
missyj0 12
Bewbs.
bwblackw 2
Big bewbs lol
Legendslayer222 26
If you do lose weight then you know she is just going to ground you for "showing off". :p Wait, is this three bad parenting FMLs in a row? What is the world coming to?!
neongurl98 10
some moms are just so unsupportive these days!
catnip1997 0
whats the point of joining track if you're fat.
Inspired22 11
Why is everyone so hard on people who have trouble with their weight? If you're fat, you deserve it. But if you are fat, and you want to do something about it, like, I don't know, join the track team, there's something wrong with you? I don't get it.
catnip1997 0
a fat person joining the track team is like a special Ed kid joining the debate team. go join cross country where you just run and theres no competition to let your team down.
lemlikesrainbows 0
Kawaii desultory hahaha ****** jew
UhLeeUh 6
thats sad :(
weesh40 1
Motivation