He's probably right

By Anonymous - 25/05/2019 00:01

Today, I found out that my boyfriend thinks brushing his teeth is unnecessary, because, "the world is going to end because of climate change anyway." FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 926
You deserved it 211

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Tell him the Green New Deal does not refer to tooth color.

manb91gb 15

It's okay, giving ******** and having sex is also unnecessary under this argument. You win.

Comments

Tell him the Green New Deal does not refer to tooth color.

Aphrodite 20
EmDizzle2007 28

hopefully, he's wrong..... hopefully.

xnider 5

how did you even accept him as your boyfriend?

bloopaloop 27

Actually life will cease when tectonic churning sequesters all carbon underground. Seriously, look it up.

manb91gb 15

It's okay, giving ******** and having sex is also unnecessary under this argument. You win.

tounces7 27

Actually that would be even more reason to do that. If the world is ending, why not enjoy yourself as much as possible before it does?

your boyfriend is disgusting, I just hope you do know that.

Your boyfriend should probably stop being friends with Al Gore

Well duh, that’s like 4 extra minutes a day that he can game until the world ultimately ends!

That's some next level 'acceptance' right there.