Miscellaneous: Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't.... - FML

By jentown11 - 28/09/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2019 20:00 - United States - San Angelo

Today, I called my husband and asked him what he wanted from our favorite fast food place. A divorce. FML

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Today, my husband suggested we get divorced, "for tax purposes". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2023 03:00

Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2015 07:21 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, my husband of 3 weeks told me he doesn't want to be married anymore because I suggested getting a joint bank account. FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By PokeWife - 06/02/2013 13:38 - United States - Omaha

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML

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By ZaraAce - 15/04/2011 11:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

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The whole kit and caboodle

By Anonymous - 05/07/2023 21:00

Today, I asked my husband for a divorce. He said fine, as long as I got full custody of the kids. I did an actual double take; he didn’t want shared custody, he wanted me to take the kids, no arguments or negotiating, because he doesn’t want the kids anymore. FML

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Bad timing

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my boyfriend that I wanted to go separate ways. Before I could say anything, he proposed. FML

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By Lace - 23/08/2010 04:17 - United States

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

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mo_the_owl 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:52

pfffff... Texas.

anonnie 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:52

Damn. Lol

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stepup0220 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 23:47

lmao. just leave. he can't control you.

KellyT_fml 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 5:14

wow

bc465 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 15:30

you wanna hear a joke? womens rights

Symbolical 0

Friday 16 April 2010 3:34

He just needs you to make his strwberry jam sammiches . Just leavehim

hassenpfeffermmm 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 21:45

You shouldn't divorce him. You're a monster!

Hahaurmother 0

Thursday 15 July 2010 18:11

Haha make him a sammich now

TheZarola 10

Saturday 16 October 2010 23:59

YDI for two reasons: 1. He didn't do anything wrong, just said he didn't want a divorce. 2. Marriage is supposed to last unless he's seriously mistreating you.

Kayble89 13

Saturday 13 August 2011 5:56

umm considering 1 out of 2 marriages end in divorce I'm sure there are far more reasons to get a divorce beside 'mistreatment' I'm not sure why you'd think she deserves it when you don't know the situation at all.

mad_hatter0666 22

Saturday 11 December 2010 1:00

is he aware of what country he is in?

Annie443417817 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 17:21

SALT!!

ladeizy 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 23:00

lmfaooxD

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