Miscellaneous: Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't.... - FML

By jentown11 - 28/09/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I told my husband I wanted a divorce. He told me he didn't. End of discussion. FML

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mo_the_owl 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:52

pfffff... Texas.

anonnie 0

Monday 28 September 2009 19:52

Damn. Lol

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irritatedone 5

Saturday 20 August 2011 6:28

Maybe consider marriage counseling first.

Achan_fml 5

Thursday 10 November 2011 8:27

Give him a reason to wanna divorce then xD time to stop holding back

Strafeh 9

Sunday 13 November 2011 21:06

Boss.

TheEpicPies 15

Monday 19 December 2011 4:32

Men always think their better and more superior to women, but their not.

jshaw104 1

Friday 13 January 2012 4:03

Hmmm... I can see why you want one!!!

herpaderpy 0

Tuesday 27 March 2012 5:13

smack a hoe. hell, if a guy ever told me i had to stay with him he'd be brofisted in the dick so fast he couldnt even have a Charlie Sheen comeback.

cunningchick 1

Thursday 19 April 2012 5:48

That happened to my mom, he was abusive, verbally and physically, don't let him control you.

newburton13 26

Sunday 10 June 2012 16:59

Tell him it's not the end of the discussion. This isn't the 19th century and he can't force you to stay. Don't let him control you. Get the divorce ASAP.

Cachoo1999 1

Sunday 11 November 2012 14:20

You should just get that divorce and kick him in the balls and say" were getting a divorce". End of discussion

allisadawn91 8

Friday 25 January 2013 9:42

Good for him. Someone knows what marriage actually means

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