Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear keyring. I had to explain that although many grown women like cuddly toys, I don't. And even if I did, a filthy, soaking wet bear he found in a puddle on the street is not a nice gesture, despite his suggestion I can just wash it in the machine. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML
Today, I bought my niece a huge stuffed teddy bear for her birthday because I wanted to be the cool aunt/uncle. She hugged it, smiled, and then immediately hugged the gift bag instead, because apparently it made a "funny" crinkly noise. I have officially been defeated by packaging. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML
Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML
Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
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Top comments
nananna915 0
Wow, he should break up with you, you don't deserve a sweet guy like that
blah_blah_shity 0
a gift is a gift, asshole. at least he got you something. wow, you're an ungrateful little brat.
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Comments (166)
Unlucky_Gun 0
It doesn't mean OP doesn't prefer any gifts, it just means she doesn't like teddy bears as gifts. But yeah it is still ungrateful since the guy was just trying to be nice
zebralover23 14
Awwww, love teddy bears.
ebwaef 0
Omg who doesn't love teddy bears!
babygirllove 0
I hope you feel bad! You bitch!
The_F3rris 11
You, OP are kind of an ass
gr3enw1lly17 5
Cold hearted
Ayla_Abriel 1
I love Teddy bears(:
corleon198425 22
Teddy's are awesome you bitch
klasklattermus 3
So the CAREbear wasn't CAREless then :p
vodkakitty 15
You deserve to be single after that