Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear keyring. I had to explain that although many grown women like cuddly toys, I don't. And even if I did, a filthy, soaking wet bear he found in a puddle on the street is not a nice gesture, despite his suggestion I can just wash it in the machine. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML
Today, I bought my niece a huge stuffed teddy bear for her birthday because I wanted to be the cool aunt/uncle. She hugged it, smiled, and then immediately hugged the gift bag instead, because apparently it made a "funny" crinkly noise. I have officially been defeated by packaging. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML
Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML
Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
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Top comments
nananna915 0
Wow, he should break up with you, you don't deserve a sweet guy like that
blah_blah_shity 0
a gift is a gift, asshole. at least he got you something. wow, you're an ungrateful little brat.
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Comments (166)
squidnerd 0
akward...
ugottabekiddingm 0
Aw maybe you should have Like not told him! I mean at least u could have waited to see what the gift was before you tore him apart!:O
lhgurlz 5
what a dick!!
smartalek 2
I thinks its sweet. if you like it, tell him! if you don't, tell him.
camlz 0
be happy tht u got a decent gift. my now ex bf got me a penguin that he found lying on the ground.
kei1108 13
What happened to you in your childhood that would make you reject a Teddy bear?!?!
zacheimz 0
keep that shit to yourself next time
kmdancer69 0
the teddybear will come alive and eat you because u said that :P
Vegan_For_life 0
lmao
ladyJujubee 5
And that's why I never say anything in front of people if I know they are going to give me a gift.
narutou546 4
Don't bitch and complain, just be glad that you got a gift