Today, I told my boyfriend that I think teddy bears are THE most pointless and careless gift. He shyly gave me my birthday present afterwards. It was a carebear. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear keyring. I had to explain that although many grown women like cuddly toys, I don't. And even if I did, a filthy, soaking wet bear he found in a puddle on the street is not a nice gesture, despite his suggestion I can just wash it in the machine. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a teddy bear. I thought it was a sweet thing to do, until I saw him open a slit in its back while visiting later in the day and removing a bag of weed. He gave me a teddy bear just so he could smuggle drugs past my parents. FML
Today, I bought my niece a huge stuffed teddy bear for her birthday because I wanted to be the cool aunt/uncle. She hugged it, smiled, and then immediately hugged the gift bag instead, because apparently it made a "funny" crinkly noise. I have officially been defeated by packaging. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend surprised me with a gorgeous, giant stuffed tiger as a belated birthday gift. I thought it was a lovely gesture until a friend told me she had thrown it in the dumpster behind our building this morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML
Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day. FML
Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML
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nananna915 0
Wow, he should break up with you, you don't deserve a sweet guy like that
blah_blah_shity 0
a gift is a gift, asshole. at least he got you something. wow, you're an ungrateful little brat.
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IslandLove 0
you soun like a bitch, why is he even with you?
weavermycutecat 0
ikr, #2? more like " today my girlfreind started raving about how she thought teddy bears were a stupid and meaningless gift. im giving her a teddy bear for her birthday. FML"
Inuyasha1770 0
wow you are such a bitch. poor guy.
pwincessa23 1
Don't u talk smack about Teddy bears. my boyfriend of three+ yrs just proposed to me with a Teddy bear & I've also called him Teddy bear for most of our relationship.
pwincessa23 1
ur a fatass
califormula 0
It should be, F His Life
crazybrunette 2
I know what you mean #49. My boyfriend right now used to be my best friend for years and he knows what I love. this year for x-mas everybody kept telling him that he should get me some kind of jewlry or a teddy bear or something stereotypical. but he knows i love funky hats and thats what he's getting me. he even double checked with me to ask if that was an ok gift. i mean personally i don't hate teddy bears i love them. but i just love funky hats more. and for all the haters hating on OP. dude. she didn't know and she felt really bad after cause she knew she made him feel like a total ass when he was just trying to be really sweet. yes it was probably a good idea to tell him in advance. but maybe she was like me and a lot of people i know and didn't even expect him to get her a gift. i know i never expected to get anything from any of my bfs. personally. i was just happy if they remembered.
cowmeleon 2
Awww that gift is so cute how could u do that????
irokyoursox 6
two words. FAIL. URE.
anettes 7
Aww, poor thing. Well, i feel sorry for both of you.