Intimacy: Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking...

By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 021

You deserved it 14 604

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 03/07/2015 19:29 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied by telling me to fuck off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 708

You deserved it 3 481

By dummy - 17/02/2012 00:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like "I love you." I replied "I love you too baby", to which he laughed then said, "I said I wanted you to blow me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 754

You deserved it 5 671

By bugger - 22/02/2015 17:31

Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 103

You deserved it 5 186

By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 021

You deserved it 5 350

By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 057

You deserved it 4 689

So generous

By noway - 10/08/2011 17:47 - Singapore

Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 198

You deserved it 7 113

By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 473

You deserved it 49 369

Enticing

By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was feeling frisky and asked my boyfriend if he wanted a blowjob. He said, "Fuck no", then rolled over to go to sleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 329

You deserved it 9 646

By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, while making a move in a board game that helped my boyfriend win, he got all excited and said "I love you, babe." I smiled until I realized this was the first time he told me that other than when he wants a blow-job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 895

You deserved it 6 325

By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 14:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 714

You deserved it 8 441

sunshyne84_fml 0

Monday 14 March 2011 23:13

actions speak louder than words

Adorlee 11

Monday 14 March 2011 23:35

Than he should eat you out to prove his love

Comments

Woolou20 1

Wednesday 16 March 2011 3:41

My boyfriend does the same thing sometimes. Just give it to him, make him happy.

aionlover 7

Wednesday 16 March 2011 4:26

most men r dogs...

Egnar 19

Wednesday 16 March 2011 5:07

Because girls never crave sex, ever - Men and women crave sex equally. The difference in is how our brains work. Men just happen to be more straight-forward and cut to the chase. While women like to hide what they're thinking [in general] men just blurt it out.

aionlover 7

Wednesday 16 March 2011 4:29

LOVE AIN'T BASED ON SEX OR ANYTIG TO DO WITH IT! do not listen to thos comments! real love is when u can spend time having fun with echoer, sharing interests and cuddling watching a movie u 2 like! sex is part of love but should not b based off of it!

mapleh 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 6:31

this is fmylife, not fmyface... bad joke?

snazyshoos56 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 6:59

ya, I guess ur life does "SUCK"...literally.

kykyshay 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 0:17

I pity the fool

kykyshay 0

Thursday 17 March 2011 0:17

I pity the fool

drwcomics 1

Thursday 17 March 2011 0:18

You seriously want sympathy for this? YDI, because you're the one who decided to date this asshole in the first place. Here's some advice: dump the douche bag, and find someone who is actually worth your time. Also, it'd be wise of you to learn that cockyness and confidence are NOT the same thing.