Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
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misanthrope_fml 0
Bite his dick off.
yay_fml 0
WTF??? dump him NOW! Then you will be free to hit on all the European guys you want!
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Comments (105)
ariboo02 0
As far as her not needing to say it; probably not. But at the same time, maybe he started it? you only get 300 characters. It's impossible to explain the entire situation. Everyone that thinks she shouldn't leave him? Yeah, maybe thats drastic, but staying with a guy who tell you you are ugly, is pretty close to staying with a guy who hits you and then makes you think "oh, its my fault... i started the fight." NO. Emotional abuse is just as bad as physical, although not life threatening. If this is an unusual comment for him to make, then no, don't leave him over it, but if this is something that you aren't surprised to hear, I would say that it would be to your benefit to find someone that at least will pretend to think youre pretty. Guys that think you need to say mean things to girls: Maybe if you didn't need to find ugly girls that are so insecure they date you only because they can't get anyone else, then you could date girls that like being respected. If anyone ever treated me like that, I could get another man in a second, and I have. I'm sorry that you must be so ugly that you need to prey on stupid girls that can't get any elsewhere but that doesn't mean its going to get you anywhere.
genius_man16 1
#23 & 52 know what's up. You brought up the subject of cheating, obviously you thought about it if you feel the need to mention it. In that situation, the GUY needs to be the one to bring it up, then you can reassure him that you won't. If you did dump him, he deserves better anyway. (i will admit that those words were a little harsh, but nonetheless...)
supwithitk 0
What kind of boyfriend would say the negative things about you? What a jerk man! You should get back at him.
AlleySinkWink 0
CHEAT ON HIM.
IRemainNameless 12
The guy is a jerk, as many people have said. He needs to go. If he can't respect you then why waste your time?
Ryan8878 21
So her blatant remark regarding cheating, or arguably lack their of doesn't come off as insensitive? Both parties are at fault. He is a jerk for responding with those words. She is stupid for bringing it up in the first place.
i_am_tiff_21 0
If he doesn't find you attractive, then why is he with you? Out of pity? I don't know what you look like, but I'm sure you'll find others who sincerely do think you are pretty. I love #4's comment.
mkre 0
ok.... after reading all of these comments from girls, i am now 100% certain that every single girl is a cheating *****. thanks guys.
Zic_fml 7
Why dumping the guy?? We have feelings too! He+s just upset she's leaving and said it in a fury.
d5alti 0
i think she should take his money that ***** of a guy
fml147 0
awwe thats terrible!! "bite his d*ck off" haha. hes a jerk, dumb is ass!