Love: Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe....

By bilol - 27/02/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML

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By single once again - 29/12/2012 23:54 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML

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By frog - 06/11/2008 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

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Surprise!

By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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By Chey1309 - 29/06/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 11:28 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML

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By sykotoaster - 13/07/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML

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By Vgameboi - 15/02/2010 03:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML

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By storyofmylife - 10/06/2015 02:44 - Canada - Truro

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

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By pinkfloyd777 - 20/12/2010 16:15

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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misanthrope_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 7:12

Bite his dick off.

yay_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 7:16

WTF??? dump him NOW! Then you will be free to hit on all the European guys you want!

Comments

ariboo02 0

Friday 27 February 2009 22:57

As far as her not needing to say it; probably not. But at the same time, maybe he started it? you only get 300 characters. It's impossible to explain the entire situation. Everyone that thinks she shouldn't leave him? Yeah, maybe thats drastic, but staying with a guy who tell you you are ugly, is pretty close to staying with a guy who hits you and then makes you think "oh, its my fault... i started the fight." NO. Emotional abuse is just as bad as physical, although not life threatening. If this is an unusual comment for him to make, then no, don't leave him over it, but if this is something that you aren't surprised to hear, I would say that it would be to your benefit to find someone that at least will pretend to think youre pretty. Guys that think you need to say mean things to girls: Maybe if you didn't need to find ugly girls that are so insecure they date you only because they can't get anyone else, then you could date girls that like being respected. If anyone ever treated me like that, I could get another man in a second, and I have. I'm sorry that you must be so ugly that you need to prey on stupid girls that can't get any elsewhere but that doesn't mean its going to get you anywhere.

genius_man16 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 0:56

#23 & 52 know what's up. You brought up the subject of cheating, obviously you thought about it if you feel the need to mention it. In that situation, the GUY needs to be the one to bring it up, then you can reassure him that you won't. If you did dump him, he deserves better anyway. (i will admit that those words were a little harsh, but nonetheless...)

supwithitk 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 2:09

What kind of boyfriend would say the negative things about you? What a jerk man! You should get back at him.

AlleySinkWink 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 3:59

CHEAT ON HIM.

IRemainNameless 12

Saturday 28 February 2009 6:06

The guy is a jerk, as many people have said. He needs to go. If he can't respect you then why waste your time?

Ryan8878 21

Monday 30 April 2012 17:20

So her blatant remark regarding cheating, or arguably lack their of doesn't come off as insensitive? Both parties are at fault. He is a jerk for responding with those words. She is stupid for bringing it up in the first place.

i_am_tiff_21 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:21

If he doesn't find you attractive, then why is he with you? Out of pity? I don't know what you look like, but I'm sure you'll find others who sincerely do think you are pretty. I love #4's comment.