Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
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misanthrope_fml 0
Bite his dick off.
yay_fml 0
WTF??? dump him NOW! Then you will be free to hit on all the European guys you want!
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Comments (105)
Betty7 0
Dump him!
Jason_fml 0
Anyone who would dump their boyfriend because he made an insensitive comment in response to your own insensitivity is incredibly childish and should not be dating anyways. It's idiotic all these people telling you to dump him when all they know is that he said you weren't pretty. If my girlfriend had told me that I didn't have to worry about her cheating on me, while I wouldn't tell her she wasn't pretty I would have some very choice words for her. You should never have to tell that to your boyfriend, it should go without saying. Having to bring it up is a poor choice on your part and most likely hurt him.
Neckyl 6
She was making a joke, and he was being a dick. Verbal abuse is absolutely the perfect reason to break up with someone. He is the childish one for having to come up with a zinging retort.
davidtheday 0
I agree with #23... why would you randomly bring up cheating unless you were already thinking about doing it?
ohgeez 0
I'm not sayng you should dump him...because clearly this probably isn't the first time he's said mean things to you. But why are you with him? Do you like knowing your own boyfriend doesn't find you very attractive? To each their own i guess.
Guch 0
#57 You say that, but sweet and nice doesnt make you feel sexy.
bigrederin 0
Hope you dumped his dick ass after that. Or you can get a couple of STDs while in Europe and give them to him and dump him afterward.
Puolukka 4
#62 Umm...HUH?! I guarantee you there are just as many girls that dump the asshole and run away with the sweet&nice guy as there are girls who dump the nice guy and run off with an asshole... If my boyfriend ever told me I was not pretty, he'd be GONE...I would never say anything like that to him, not even in a joking manner...what if he had said to her "Don't worry, I won't cheat on you" and then she'd replied with "Oh, who would want to sleep with you, your dick is so small" Don't you think he'd be pissed off as well?!
ohkaye 0
Dump him.
weirdedout 0
Guy like that is selfish. Lil baby only cares about himself. you're dating a potty mouthed 3 year old, sorry about that. Doesn't deserve a relationship in the first place. Asshole.
ricknasty 0
I don't understand why people feel the need to put stuff like this up here. It was obviously a joke, and the poster and "her" "boyfriend" joked about it afterwards (if it actually happened), but you want a laugh from people on the internet badly enough you put it up here anyways? I don't get it?