Love: Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe....

By bilol - 27/02/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML

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By single once again - 29/12/2012 23:54 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML

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By frog - 06/11/2008 13:01 - United Kingdom

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

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Surprise!

By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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By Chey1309 - 29/06/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2015 11:28 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML

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By sykotoaster - 13/07/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML

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By Vgameboi - 15/02/2010 03:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML

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By storyofmylife - 10/06/2015 02:44 - Canada - Truro

Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML

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By pinkfloyd777 - 20/12/2010 16:15

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

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By uglyorstupid - 20/04/2010 16:46 - Croatia

Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML

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misanthrope_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 7:12

Bite his dick off.

yay_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 7:16

WTF??? dump him NOW! Then you will be free to hit on all the European guys you want!

Comments

KatieWagnerFab 0

Friday 27 February 2009 8:12

#9 and 10 will never have girlfriends

ThoseWordsAtBest 0

Friday 27 February 2009 8:13

I never feel bad for people who put ones like this up. I'm sure it's not the first time the guy said something mean, and even if it was, why date someone like that?

ame_franky 0

Saturday 21 April 2012 0:10

because they don't start that way. easy for someone to say who's never been tricked and if you have, then you have no right to judge

Bibico_fml 0

Friday 27 February 2009 8:35

Let me guess: Your b.f. is no prize, either.

sparky1079 2

Sunday 4 July 2010 6:50

I hope you left him, and had the time of your life in Europe.

King_of_Kings 3

Friday 27 February 2009 8:57

it sounds like the girlfriend wants to cheat on the boyfriend. because well, think about it...the girlfriend is going on the trip alone. if she wasnt gonna cheat, she would take the trip with her boyfriend. what do you guys think?

Vita_1 30

Saturday 26 May 2018 21:45

Or it could be a business trip.

ummmyeahhh 0

Friday 27 February 2009 9:10

ok, so it doesn't matter if it's chauvinistic or she's being insecure. the thing is, HE is the one who said she wasn't pretty. he could have said, no, i trust you, or something like that. HE is the one who was petty and targeted her on something that is subjective and, if they were together, he should theoretically consider her somewhat attractive. so by saying she isn't pretty, he's only creating even more problems than he needs.

burdenofaday 0

Friday 27 February 2009 9:15

Things like this make me wonder where you girls find these douchebags. Is there a store or something where they're sorted by level of assholeness for convenient choosing?

Poky_fml 3

Friday 27 February 2009 11:24

He's just worried about you.

Mannerheim 0

Friday 27 February 2009 12:01

I wuolda' just slapped her bitch face off. He's way too nice.

csigabajnok 0

Friday 27 February 2009 12:36

Cheat him on the first occasion possible. Blow the pilot or anything.

Lick_yer_face 0

Friday 27 February 2009 14:39

Comments 1 to 8, and then many after, are just plain idiotic. Why do people take these FMLs so seriously? The obvious assumption is that the boyfriend was being facetious.