Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
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misanthrope_fml 0
Bite his dick off.
yay_fml 0
WTF??? dump him NOW! Then you will be free to hit on all the European guys you want!
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Comments (105)
KatieWagnerFab 0
#9 and 10 will never have girlfriends
ThoseWordsAtBest 0
I never feel bad for people who put ones like this up. I'm sure it's not the first time the guy said something mean, and even if it was, why date someone like that?
ame_franky 0
because they don't start that way. easy for someone to say who's never been tricked and if you have, then you have no right to judge
Bibico_fml 0
Let me guess: Your b.f. is no prize, either.
sparky1079 2
I hope you left him, and had the time of your life in Europe.
King_of_Kings 3
it sounds like the girlfriend wants to cheat on the boyfriend. because well, think about it...the girlfriend is going on the trip alone. if she wasnt gonna cheat, she would take the trip with her boyfriend. what do you guys think?
Vita_1 30
Or it could be a business trip.
ummmyeahhh 0
ok, so it doesn't matter if it's chauvinistic or she's being insecure. the thing is, HE is the one who said she wasn't pretty. he could have said, no, i trust you, or something like that. HE is the one who was petty and targeted her on something that is subjective and, if they were together, he should theoretically consider her somewhat attractive. so by saying she isn't pretty, he's only creating even more problems than he needs.
burdenofaday 0
Things like this make me wonder where you girls find these douchebags. Is there a store or something where they're sorted by level of assholeness for convenient choosing?
Poky_fml 3
He's just worried about you.
Mannerheim 0
I wuolda' just slapped her bitch face off. He's way too nice.
csigabajnok 0
Cheat him on the first occasion possible. Blow the pilot or anything.
Lick_yer_face 0
Comments 1 to 8, and then many after, are just plain idiotic. Why do people take these FMLs so seriously? The obvious assumption is that the boyfriend was being facetious.