Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he was cheating on me. He replied, "Nah, all the chicks in this town are fuck-ugly." and stared at me until I left the room. Good to know that's his only reason for staying faithful. FML
Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML
Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if I looked alright for our date. He said, "Honey, you look fine, just don't go out in public like that." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go out and that I'd be back later. He asked where I was going. "To see my other boyfriend," I chuckled, smiling. He took it seriously and wouldn't believe it was just a joke. I'm pretty sure I'm now single. FML
Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hanging out when he suddenly said, "Do you know who I think is the most beautiful girl in the world?" I prepared myself for a cute compliment, until he showed me a picture of another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were at a restaurant with a few other couples, and my boyfriend started to rant on how "all the hot chicks are dumb." Apparently, I'm either ugly or stupid. FML
Today, as my boyfriend was trying to convince me that he was not having an affair with another woman named Julie, he looked me in the eye and exclaimed, "I would never cheat on you, I love you more than anything, Julie". FML
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misanthrope_fml 0
Bite his dick off.
yay_fml 0
WTF??? dump him NOW! Then you will be free to hit on all the European guys you want!
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tifferneelee 0
well, ARE you pretty? maybe he's telling the truth
Heatstreak 0
just cheat on him
Bloodycrustheart 0
so thats when you thought inside your brain: "Hmm I guess I will have to try even harder to get noticed than I was going to try before he said that, which was minimal before...but with the amped up level of looking for attention which is a normal female thing, in EUROPE with all those horny hairy guys...i am so going to get penetrated a lot, yeah and I wont tell him, Im smart, I bet no one else has thought of such a smart thing ever"....and then flew off to europe. A beautiful mind indeed. If thats what youre doing, do it SINGLE kthx
swallowthesun 0
What a bitch, dump him, go to europe and get drunk and find sexy men and take photos :]
Emwo 0
After him making a comment, the users suggest that she goes to Europe to cheat on him with different guys/dump him. What the hell? It's a bit extreme to make over a joke, he's being honest and at least he loves her still unless he's trying to get rid of her. :/
JaneInk 0
Stay with him until you can find someone to do you better!
HyperFlirt 0
Dump him, then hook up with a bunch of hot europeans. He's an ass, but cheating=no.
dalsanman321 0
to all the women that say "kick him in the balls," i have just one question to ask. how would you feel if it was the norm for guys to say "give that bitch a black eye" or "kick her hard enough to loosen a few eggs"......maybe it should be commonplace
heatherrose27 0
what a shallow dick.
ronnidee 0
i hope he was just joking. if not, dump his ass and have a great time in europe!