Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Top comments
Cashtangoteam 10
looks like he thought your belongings didn't match his house
kapippenger 0
I always trust a girls sense of fashion. lol. They typically know what they are talking about.
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Comments (168)
warchild4080 8
unless you were having company over why dose it matter and further more I think there is more to this we arnt hearing like hey I'm always a bitch and I impose my own stupid rules in a house he obviously owns but who knows I could be wrong but if I'm not YDI if I am wrong then many its for the best who knows what he will do if you tell him something serious
pie_flavor 16
Congratulationsongetting more deserved-its than i-agrees.
arsenicalhumor 30
You simply didn't match the requirements to keep a stable relationship over such silly things. Such as, caring about unmatching clothes for one ******* dinner.
sammyjo06 14
Surprised at no "well, that escalated quickly" comments.
ninja_darkstar 6
That's what happens when you are an insensitive ho bag
chuksnwali 34
Bitch what's wrong with you?
Pointy 12
Good
chewebb 8
You don't need a guy that can't match his clothes anyway
daidax_238 26
I don't understand why he had to change. Unless it was a special event. If it was just an average dinner on an average night then YDI for being so picky about nothing. If it was a special event with family or someone else then I completely understand and FYL.
Elisabetha Aarron 18
100% YDI They are a grown adult and can wear what they want.