Today, I told my boyfriend his shirt and pants did not match and that he should change for dinner. All my belongings are now on the sidewalk. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. Within seconds of getting my drink, I spilled it all over the table and my scarf. When the waiter was helping clean up the spill, he knocked over my boyfriend's drink. All over my pants. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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Cashtangoteam 10
looks like he thought your belongings didn't match his house
kapippenger 0
I always trust a girls sense of fashion. lol. They typically know what they are talking about.
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Comments (168)
soldierman247 3
wow what a loser maybe you should get a man instead of a boy who ain't grown up yet and yes men can match clothes for all y'all who think we can't y'all are the di
neongurl98 10
How the hell did she deserve this??
swimmersrok 0
Lol my bf does the same. He wanted to go 2 the movies in pj pants. His argument was "they have pockets". Men just dont get it hun.
MellyLuck1484 7
should have not said it like that, but rather pick something out already and say "oh hon, would you wear this to dinner? you look so good in it, and it makes me want your ass!" (ass wanting optional) Telling him to just change makes his ego shrink because you say he's bad at looking ok. Telling him he looks good in something makes it grow, because he is super sexy and you desire it.
btwmellarkc 11
Its his fashion sense, not yours. Unless the place has a dress code, let him dress how he wants
merrielp 13
Why do women have to correct men?
blakeford 5
Lol. U must have said it too much. Im on his side. Stop bitching him out. Chill a bit. Who cares. If ur too shallow to go out with a guy without matching clothes then it's ur own problem.
Momo_Moonlight 25
You sound bossy. And annoying. You are his girlfriend and not his mother. And he is probably a grown man who can be trustes with dressing himself.
mkcherry 14
I don't know why everyone is assuming you were being absolutely unreasonable. The only reason I could imagine telling my s/o to change before dinner is if he was wearing something hideous and inappropriate. Ex: a blue plaid shirt shirt and burbary cargo shorts with neon colored tennis shoes : worst outfit i could possibly imagine lol). you probably could have said it in a nicer way but no one should react to criticism by throwing you out on your ass.
The_Honey_Badger 17
I need to know a little more here. Does OP have OCD? If not, then it's YDI.