Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML
Today, while using a public bathroom, I was singing to myself because I thought I was alone and not in a rush. When I opened the door, three people were waiting in line. One of them rushed in behind me, another seemed really annoyed, and the third person said, "I love that song!", confirming that they heard everything FML
Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, I was in a public restroom trying to take a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML
Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML
Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom at a concert when I realized I was locked in. The door was jammed, and there was no way out. I knocked, I tried to force it, I even climbed through the air vent to escape, only to end up covered in dust and toilet paper. Meanwhile, people outside could hear me yelling “HELP!” for a solid 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
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Welshite 39
As weird as it sounds, I really wish I had been there.
DeidaraAkatsuki 17
Because when when you're alone on the toilet, your inner rapper bursts out.
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Comments (173)
buckdharma 37
Ground control to Major Tom check for tissue and may gods love be with you Defecate- procreate- brownie bake- lay a snake Pinch a loaf- pinch a log- see a man about a dog Do the Dew-poo poo- do a poo- go number 2 Send a fax- push one out - log off- log out Take a dump- dumb and dumber- looks like a job for liquid plumber Pop my eyes out their socket- push the button- launch the rocket And I think my spaceship knows which way to go Tell my wife I love her very much, (she knows)
born_hustla 26
It's the shittay duet!
MichaelT17 9
#Thuglife
knov212 3
Who did you rape
rebelliousshroom 12
I don't see the problem
TechFire 25
If OP had said "singing" instead of "rapping", there wouldn't be as many YDI's. Oh internet. :/
FMLbutYDI 17
Actually sounds funny.
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
How is that an FML? That actually sounds pretty awesome. :)
enabray138 5
That's awesome lol what's so fml about that : D
enabray138 5
The rap was "sitting on the toilet, ah ah sitting on the toilet"