Miscellaneous: Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I...

By crappingrapping - 21/05/2013 15:01 - United States

Today, I thought the public restroom I was in was empty, so I started rapping. I realized the room was not empty when, recognizing the song, the person one stall over joined in. FML

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Same thing different taste

By bathroomgirl - 11/08/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML

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Flow

By rapper in training - 11/02/2012 01:02 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a public toilet, when a guy in the next stall started drunkenly rapping. He kept trying to get me to rap along with him, eventually bashing the wall and threatening to bust my face in if I didn't. I soon found out I can rap to Slob On My Knob pretty well. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2014 00:26 - United States - Goodyear

Today, I used the restroom at a mall. I thought I was alone, so I started singing. When I got out of the stall, there were men staring at me. Not only did I embarrass myself with my own singing, I'd accidentally used the men's restroom too. FML

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Alone

By shit - 30/05/2019 06:00

Today, I was in a public restroom trying to take a dump. It's difficult for me to do it in public, so to make it easier I kept telling myself, "Nobody's here, you're all alone." I then heard, "No you're not." I didn't realize I was saying it out loud. And that I wasn't alone. FML

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You deserved it 721

By American idol - 06/04/2011 06:19

Today, I was at a local talent show and during a piano performance I had to go to the bathroom. I sang along in the bathroom but was unaware how loud I was until I walked out and everyone started applauding me while the pianist was still playing. FML

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By not telling you my name - 07/08/2015 15:16 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I went to take a dump at work. The silence in the room was deafening, and I ended up singing to myself. After I proudly finished, there was a short silence, followed by a coworker in the next stall saying, "Um... don't quit the day job, Rick." I'll never live this down. FML

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By dani - 25/03/2014 03:39 - United States - Dayton

Today, I was at Walmart and had to use the bathroom. I sat down and farted real loud. I didn't realize someone was in there with me until I heard a voice say, "Dude, that was a good one." It was a man's voice. I then realized I was in the men's restroom. FML

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By shittysongs - 07/03/2013 02:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

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Concentrate

By um…ew - 14/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my friend and I were having a conversation in the ladies’ room. Suddenly, we hear banging from one of the stalls and, “Can you talk somewhere else? Some of us are trying to poop.” FML

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You deserved it 896

By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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Welshite 39

Tuesday 21 May 2013 19:00

As weird as it sounds, I really wish I had been there.

DeidaraAkatsuki 17

Tuesday 21 May 2013 19:01

Because when when you're alone on the toilet, your inner rapper bursts out.

Comments

zomgbies 17

Friday 14 June 2013 22:13

That actually sounds kind of epic.

dcm725 1

Sunday 23 June 2013 9:51

"This is a story all about how my life got twist-turned upside down..."

MrSmarts 6

Sunday 15 September 2013 9:20

At least you made a friend

SpyroCool 13

Wednesday 18 December 2013 9:24

Now that was just stupid.

christianpulis 17

Tuesday 22 April 2014 8:22

How is that a fail, that's a win!

PurelyCanadian 18

Monday 22 September 2014 2:43

That's kind of weird. Were the acoustics stellar or something?

rainbowsandshit1 20

Sunday 23 November 2014 7:04

I guess you could say it was a pretty crappy experience huh ?huh ? anybody ? No? Okay ...

snowballs_fml 8

Tuesday 2 December 2014 22:45

That is actually pretty awesome.

Masift 21

Tuesday 27 January 2015 18:07

Did you keep going? Because I would have felt overjoyed if someone else did that to me!

JHPugh 19

Sunday 5 July 2015 0:13

Well he joined in, that's not too bad. If he had started laughing, I would think otherwise, but that's awesome!!!

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Same thing different taste

Flow

Alone

Concentrate

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