Today, I thought it would be to a good idea to introduce my indoor cat to my dog. The pee stains, multiple scratches, and puncture wounds to my face prove otherwise. FML
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Today, my friend finally convinced me that if I picked up her cat it wouldn't scratch my eyes out. It peed on me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was going outside and finding that there were two very friendly cats right at the front door. The worst part of my day was quickly shutting the door while trying to stop my cat from charging at them. I now have scars to prove it. FML
Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML
Today, after encouraging my cat to try his new cat bed all day with no success, I attempted to gently place him in it. Instead, he managed to fear-spray me in the face. Like a skunk. I didn't even know cats could do that. FML
Today, I'm covered in scratches because a feral cat found its way under the house and tore apart the A/C duct to climb its way into my room in the middle of the night. After 30 minutes of chasing it, I got rid of it, but my room now smells like cat piss and I'm applying Neosporin to places I should never have to. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet. As the vet reached to examine him, he hissed, then clawed me instead, and then ran straight into a wall. Now we’re both sitting at the vet's, scowling and injured. FML
Today, I was relaxing on the sofa with the cat purring on my lap. My husband blasted an air horn. I'm now covered in cat scratches and piss, from both myself and the cat. I'm going to skin him. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
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Top comments
TheDrifter 24
Well of course you've got puncture wounds. You peed on her and scratched her. Poor cat.
birdly 3
Who's pee stains?
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Comments (70)
beaverteaser 16
why the hell was your face that close to the action. on another note, some people pay to get the pee And scratches
p_nafnaf_fml 12
i think you never saw tom and jerry!!
lux0rd 18
You mean that old carton with a cat and a mouse? Yes totally relevant to the situation.
Enslaved 38
But don't forget that show also had Spike & Tyke in many of its episodes. (:
Opheliae 22
So you keep your dog outside 24/7? Shame on you. YDI
evildemonchild 18
Cats are really territorial mainly if it's a female, if the cat was a new cat just give it time, if not then take it little by little and try again :D (I own a cat so :x)
refticon 32
Never mind the damage, mind your grammar !
Deathghat 5
...why the **** did she pee on your face?
worldclassrager 41
Looks like to me you have to go with one or the other...or they will learn to get along...
zenrael 21
Next time don't force it. Let them smell eachother behind closed door and make sure you have excellent control over the mutt.
awilliams44 9
Were the pee stains on u?
Curlytwirly22 17
I'd say no harm no foul but that's definitely not the case here :/