Today, I thought it would be to a good idea to introduce my indoor cat to my dog. The pee stains, multiple scratches, and puncture wounds to my face prove otherwise. FML
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Today, my friend finally convinced me that if I picked up her cat it wouldn't scratch my eyes out. It peed on me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided it would be a funny idea to spray me with a hose while I was holding a kitten, showing her how cute we were. Needless to say, now I'm covered head to toe in cat scratches. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML
Today, the highlight of my day was going outside and finding that there were two very friendly cats right at the front door. The worst part of my day was quickly shutting the door while trying to stop my cat from charging at them. I now have scars to prove it. FML
Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML
Today, after encouraging my cat to try his new cat bed all day with no success, I attempted to gently place him in it. Instead, he managed to fear-spray me in the face. Like a skunk. I didn't even know cats could do that. FML
Today, I'm covered in scratches because a feral cat found its way under the house and tore apart the A/C duct to climb its way into my room in the middle of the night. After 30 minutes of chasing it, I got rid of it, but my room now smells like cat piss and I'm applying Neosporin to places I should never have to. FML
Today, I took my cat to the vet. As the vet reached to examine him, he hissed, then clawed me instead, and then ran straight into a wall. Now we’re both sitting at the vet's, scowling and injured. FML
Today, I was relaxing on the sofa with the cat purring on my lap. My husband blasted an air horn. I'm now covered in cat scratches and piss, from both myself and the cat. I'm going to skin him. FML
Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML
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TheDrifter 24
Well of course you've got puncture wounds. You peed on her and scratched her. Poor cat.
birdly 3
Who's pee stains?
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Comments (70)
LoopyLuuLuu 7
I have had outside dogs and indoor cats together that have learned to tolerate each other or even to be friends. in the case of one of the dogs, we just had to make it clear that the cat was part of the family. the other dog was just friendly to everything naturally. the cat, meanwhile, through use of various barriers, taught herself not to be scared of the dog and even stood up to him in her own way, while the dog basically just blinked and laughed it off. I think we were mostly lucky about it, to be honest, but it worked out, and there were times in winter when we had the dogs in the house where all three would sleep together by the fireplace.
kmflint 1
I hope by outside you mean you take the dog outside and it does not LIVE outside....?
christian2234 15
That's rather upsetting
Jared900DUmpling 30
Hey, free facial piercings!
cobbnobbler 7
Any penis punctures?
TopHatNinja68 6
What made u thing that would be a good idea
qwils 11
That's why you're supposed to do it slowly and gradually. Some people shouldn't have pets.
xxsadie03xx 7
We just adopted a 6 month old Pitbull. Our cats are trying to get used to her but it's a process
graphicstyle7 17
Um... you held your cat while this happened? Expose them gradually, both pets On The Ground.
Felivi 9
You shouldn't have any pets if you think it's okay to keep them outside.
kmflint 1
Yes it's easier to have them grow up together from around the same age, and time at home. But that doesn't mean it's going to end bad if you do not. I have a 5 year old Siamese and introduced a great dane this year. They are perfectly fine together. So is my 4 year old pitbull. You should introduce the potential new pet and do a TRIAL period before committing. A pet is supposed to be forever. Not to be given up on. Sometimes it take months. But that is the persons responsibility for accepting a new pet not knowing how the other one will do with it. Also, any idiots who have outside dogs shouldn't have pets. How would you like to live outside? They are supposed to be members of the family. Not lawn trophies. As I lay in bed mine are all in bed with me warm and cozy. Not out dealing with the harsh elements.