rofl thats hilarious! but it looks like the guy with the mask passed out or something!

Haha, well, it's a dirty job but someone has to do it! You can always switch to Disney, or go back to the mention of obscure and horrid sex acts. I've become the "Feminist19, shut the **** up!" person. Screwtaylor needs to share that life she found...

Oh wait, I figured it out. You're the 'sammich' guy because you need someone to make you a sammich. Just like we know why you're the PBS character guy... Get that wife of yours to make you a sammich!

Can I administer the spanking using a baseball bat? Haha. I'm bored. When are the new FMLs going to pop up?

*Checks* Oh, hey! My mom is still alive! Looks like she DIDN'T die and leave you as my mentor and "boss". I guess I'm not going to be doing what you say, then. Oh well. My god you are bent, stage directions really? and i'm only on here for an hour or two? you've been on all day. your friends are internet friends, you get pleasure from being abusive towards me. to be honest your life sounds incredibly shit. and also to top it off your a lesbian. your life is so shit i wonder how you get the motivation to inhale and exhale?

What planet are you living on, wacko? 1-I have friends. 2-I'm not being abusive to you (although, that may give me some pleasure, let's try it!). 3-I'm not a lesbian. What dark region of your ass did you pull that from? 4-You don't know my life, you ******* nut job. You make yourself sound really stupid acting like you know something when you don't. 5-You tell ME to stop replying to you? I wasn't even talking to you. 6-You're the best troll on this site. Kudos. I guess that's like being the best bank robber or killer, but hey, at least you're the best at something. 7-Let me rephrase it for you: I check periodically the FML comments, unless I am having an ongoing conversation that I want to keep up with. #84, agreed.

whats a troll?

The people who say politically incorrect things and outlandish shit to get responses from other users. Example: Women shouldn't be allowed to drive! Then a ton of people start yelling and it becomes World War III. However, most of them just get ignored. YOU don't. You've managed to do what ALL the trolls want: Get a huge argument started and keep it going. I've never seen a comment of yours where you either agreed with someone, said something nice, or just talked about the FML post without trying to start shit. Therefore (there you go, Plexico), you seem to be a troll.

oh i see, well look intoxicunt the way i see it is, i commented on this directly to the OP, i wasnt looking for a response. and just because you havent seen me say one nice thing, doesnt mean i havent, unless u really are just following me around..... i no by saying stuff like women shouldnt drive you are just tryin to piss me off but i'm not taking the bait, perhaps myself and yourself should avoiud each other on this site. and if we do i just want you to know that i do forgive you for everything incorrect and hurtful you've written as you do not know any better, and i hope some day you find god or at the very least peace with yourself

I agree with you. The avoiding each other part sounds like a good idea. Also, I was quoting the "trolls" when saying "women shouldn't drive". I think women are better drivers.

we finally agree on something, just goes to show anything can happen, ttyl intoxicunt

Intoxicunt, I thought a troll said something offensive that was not at all relevant to the topic. Sometimes you'll see things like "YDI for being a [n-word] ." feminist19 appears to be a shit-stirrer. Her original comment that started the firestorm seemed shrill, but boring. I don't know why that started such a dust-up. I'd like to permit you to issue the spanking, but she needs to get it from a real man. Don't worry, I won't be violent. I think she'll find it so much fun that she'll make me a . . . wait on it . . . wait on it . . . a sammich!

her posts got deleted? lol

Plexi: I'm defining it based on my own interpretation. Haha. Wait, I thought you said she needed it from a real man. Why would you be doing it??? ;) Whoa, you mean I can get a spanking for the low cost of a sammich? Sweet! I just need to find someone who wants a sammich. To the other person: Yeah, I think her posts got deleted for causing too much arguing and stuff. >_>

wow...so everyone who blasted Fem19 into deletion i'd like to say to all of you(including myself) JORB WELL DONE!!!!! VICTORY AND PANCAKES AND SPOUSAL ABUSE EVERLASTING!!!!! AND SAMMICHES!!!! DON"T ******* FORGET PLEXICO"S ******* SAMMICHES!!!!!

_THE_MASTER, would those be Boston Pancakes?

_THE_MASTER_ Say no!

all kinds of pancakes...there's nobody to stop them anymore. they can roam free in the wilderness where they belong, where they shall be hunted...mercilessly...

Wild pancakes? I like mine like I like my women: lying still and smothered in syrup.

funny...I like MY women like I like my coffee...ground up and in the freezer...I mean...No, wait...I said it right...=D

I like my women like I like my coffee, hot and sweet. Or cold and bitter. Or black and strong! :) I still like yours better. Winnage.

I like my women like I like my coffee: cold, bitter and barely tolerable with the addition of artificial chemicals. That's my motto. Start the T-shirt machines!

Haha. You LIKE your women that way? I thought you liked women who make sammiches and enjoy the thought of Dirty Sanchez.

Dirty Sanchez? isn't he some kind of rapper?

Hahaha. Yep. He eats Alabama Hotpockets and Boston Pancakes before every show he performs. He always wears his lucky pink socks, too.

I like my women like I like my coffee, hot and strong.... and with a spoon in them! ? I love Eddie Izzard.