Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, I was in my bedroom with my boyfriend and we were kissing. My mom then came into my room and started shouting at my boyfriend for cheating on her. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs TV room. Just as he was about to come, I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door right as he came. I didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, I thought it would be sexy to surprise my boyfriend by hiding in the closet naked and pouncing on him as he came to get his pants. I never got to the pouncing. Apparently my boyfriend has heightened reflexes so instead I got slapped hard across the face. My ear is still ringing. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
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jeepster7874 0
headshot! plus 50 points!
muchagente 5
well done. that will teach her to knock and wait for an answer.
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Comments (228)
jeepster7874 0
headshot! plus 50 points!
leeshxx 3
oh dear :( that would have been embarrassing
CatEyes66 0
Atleast it wasn't your thong :)
hotboyz999 0
LOL
Agiggleaday 0
What if she was one of those moms who wanted to get in on it o_O
Saidar_fml 3
that would be cool.. unless she's ugly
Agiggleaday 0
MILF?
lexeous 4
Plus 1000. You only have one life, so it's Search and Destroy.
FuttBuck 0
It also hit his dad behind her, but that bastard had second chance, so it wasn't a collateral.
example947 0
milswanca
Pedo_Panda 0
lol @futtbuck. it was also hardcore because the bra barely sliced him
Swaggy94_fml 0
Ha
dwdrummerpro 0
I bet it hurt her... if you're a D cup or above, that is.
natirixoxo 0
claim rape :)
BWill9014 4
lmfao
cptmorgan15 2
Why do you feel the need to say you see what he did there? We all do, you're just the only one who thinks it makes you smarter by saying it. When in reality, it makes you look like an idiot.
dudeitsdanny 10
^ It's a meme. Chill.
cptmorgan15 2
What's a meme?
Ratdaddy94 0
Wow cptmorgan, who's the idiot now.
impatientsnake 4
ok ppl that's y u need to be aware of others daaaaaaa
Civilianswilldie 0
impaitentsnake I just lost 11 IQ points reading your comment. go to school please
AnotherRandomPer 0
360 G SHOT
thesinginguy 18
I have no idea what meme is either. so stfu.
coolboy6 0
ROASTED!!!
Pawned71 0
get ready for the next round OP
dudeitsdanny 10
You mad, cptmorgan? You mad? He so mad! But really, look it up. You have some catching up to do. I can't think of an actual way to define a meme, otherwise I would tell you. One of those things I know, but can't define. Rebecca Black is probably a meme by now. Charlie Sheen. Gary Oak. "you mad?" There's a lotttt.
grrrrmetigers 0
haha i love how pisssed people get about the most retarted things (:
themilkycow 0
I see your nipples
Scoty12C 6
#189 You have beautiful eyes.
anabuddy123 10
FYL
smooshy_fml 0
they could of just locked the door???
cozzygirl 0
some doors don't have locks...
tulsafml 0
I love you.
Ohmygiluvcookies 0
that's why the boyfriend got up so he can close the door but he wasn't fast enough.
SassiestLemon 2
150- I love you too <3
newmxr 0
lmao at least u headshot her
sterlingarcher 1
haha lol so true!
Ohmygiluvcookies 0
Haha that's hilarious. That reminds me of what happen to me. But instead my boyfriends dad knocked on his door and I got up to open it so it didn't look like we were doing anything about 2 minutes after he's dad walks away to another room my boyfriends tells me I have a really noticeable hickey. My boyfriends dad doesn't know were goin out
Ohmygiluvcookies 0
sorry for my grammar spell check changes every word
stevenmx86 8
Shouldn't be fooling around in his parents' house...?
A7X_LoVeee 10
They're probably teens. OP it was stupid of you guys to be fooling around like that when you knew his mom was in the house... looks like you won't be welcomed over there anymore.
blackarrow_fml 7
Ummm. where else are they going to fool around? assuming they still live at home, which seems likely, it's the best place. would you rather they do it in public?
liquidfireKAN 0
I completely agree with 45.
lizamaphone 6
it's not that it was at his parents house, it's that they were doing it while his mom was home, and with the door open apparently.
escape2music 0
agreed. 1, if you're at his parents house AND their home don't fool around dumbass. grow up. 2, if you couldn't get anywhere else you probably don't need to be fooling around anyway. you're either too young or too immature.
malters 9
I mess around with my parents home all the time and they don't know a thing
rscanlan313 0
hahaha showmehowtolive that was funny
shannonreneee 11
People are so silly these days, my boyfriend and I still live at home due to the fact we are still saving up but we manage to avoid awkward moments. But we are of age so it's alright, however, I think you have to be respectful of your parents and chose better times to do it. I mean come on, no one wants to see their kid having sex. Just as bad, if not worse, than seeing your parents go at it.
silverfox356 4
Nice comeback
haha1494 0
win
itman3456 0
learn how to spell before u try to act smart
Christonarhino 0
199-"u" Learn how to spell before you try to give advice.
Blue_Barbie 0
Bye bye boyfriend!!!
runepop 0
lolololololololololol
muchagente 5
well done. that will teach her to knock and wait for an answer.
insanesna1l 0
door was already open. good thing she only copped a bra to the face. If the son was getting excited this could have been quite a different ending
idkmylogin 0
lolll^
ShyAnn29 15
sorry but that made me laugh lol
Creedlord 0
LOL!!! did ur mum slingshot it back ^^
marcelj121 10
ahaha FTW
kdig26 0
lol
Creedlord 0
noob
darklord947 0
@CatEyes66 what if she wasnt wearing a thong all we know is she took her bra off and hit her boyfriends mother in the face
CatEyes66 0
It was a joke..... it doesn't matter what she was wearing atleast it wasn't a thong. People get too technical with these comments.
Bloodyskull 13
this isn't twitter dumb ****. use the reply system.
020266t 5
8: win