Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up on my dad while he was rummaging through his briefcase. He must have heard me, because the moment I got up close, he whirled around and yelled "BOO!" causing me to scream like a little bitch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up behind my dad and yell "BOO!" to scare him. He didn't even flinch. All he did was calmly look over his shoulder and sigh, "Oh for fuck's sake. And you wonder why I don't love you." FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to scare my dad for once, since he has scared me for fun dozens of times. It would have been funny, had he not punched me in the face. FML
Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML
Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML
Today, I was watching The Ring on TV in the early morning. When the scene where the girl is crawling out of the TV came on, my dad grabbed my shoulders from behind me out of nowhere, causing me to shriek like a little bitch. I don't know how long he waited to do that. FML
Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML
Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML
Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML
Today, in the spirit of Halloween and to get back at a child who repeatedly pressed the doorbell until I showed up, I quickly opened the door and yelled "Boo!" The child ended up being carried away crying with wet pants by a mother threatening to sue. FML
Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML
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DSfriscoe 2
At least he didn't punch you in the face.
DocBastard 40
Who the **** thinks it's funny to sneak up and try to scare people? Oh right, your father does. Serves you right, asshat.
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Comments (86)
KrayKrayGurl117 7
I think you should go to a ninja stealth class ;D
aw3som3sauc3 10
Now how is he gonna find those sneaky assholes, they're ninjas for christ's sake!
KrayKrayGurl117 7
Oh crap. Ur right!!!! Maybe i need to rethink this...
anniekins 6
Now you know where you got your pranking gene from.
loserman67 36
Did you dry the tinkle out of your shorts?
cyK0tek 0
I feels ya brah.
brandon3747 16
Serves you right
mikeymayhem_87 15
The fact that you admitted to screaming like a little bitch... I lol'd hard!! XD
ThatWhiteKid667 0
I bet mom wouldve yelled "HIYAH"
KiddNYC1O 22
Haha, suckerrr.
zebralover23 14
Lmao you deserved it
gracehi 33
What's even funnier is when you shout, "Boo!" mid-sentence when you're talking to someone. I used to do that to my brother all the time. Try that next time. Berry he won't see THAT coming!