By yamsterr - United States
Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up denial and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML
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  pyromania21  |  0

fuck normally I make a stupid comment right here but the bitch went and used all the stupidity allowed in this post..... seriously there's like a law or something

  KaySL  |  24


#69 was probably too busy giggling like a schoolgirl over their comment number to pay proper attention to spelling like a sane human being, but hey, the Grammar Nazi Code is pretty unforgiving. Rules are rules.

  ALpein  |  0

75 And yet you responded. Really, we shouldn't have to correct you. You should already be typing literally. Besides, autocorrect doesn't explain why you wrote 'fraise'.

  LolFMLnot  |  10

As long as your willing to take responsibility the parents will accept this situation eventually. As some people mentioned already, she might have been using humor to avoid the awkward moment thingy.

  Eliseopwns  |  22

Actually, I don't think that's true. I mean, this is an FML, and obviously wasn't posted exactly when this happened. The guy typed it afterwards. So, considering the fact that it's on this website, the girlfriend's family didn't take it so well.

  DataWog  |  29

c- sections are rapidly becoming the most common form of birth. It's convenient, the mothers can 'schedule' the day of the birth, they get an extra week of maternity leave/recovery for a major operation, and they don't have to go through labor & birth.


i dont understanf it, its a major operaration that means you cant stand up and care for your new born baby without help for weeks, it also means a hell of a lot more pain for recovery than you would have with a natural birth

  brookewesty  |  0

Isn't the shock of going into labour the most exciting moment in your pregnancy? I for one would want to give natural birth anyways, fuck the huge scar from a c-section haha


#117 So her being pregnant excuses her for saying that she isn't the mother? Shut the hell up and stop making excuses for her. Clearly the OPs girlfriend is dumb as bricks, that's all #7 was saying. I agree with #7, OP deserves it.

  lunaC  |  2

And not to be too much of a pain, but MATERNITY would be to test the mother- "maturity" as you wrote is actually something these new parents seem to be lacking!