Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
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Comments (484)
mylifesucksoften 0
you should never underestimate any one, cause you never know.. ;)
narisome 0
Buff my ass dumbfuck.
scottyz1 0
@116. Epic call man, two thumbs up.
lolfailure 0
Buff my ass..
R3TH0R 0
you ******* deserve this; 1 - starting the confrontation 2 - agreeing to fight (take the hint that she KNOWS how to fight if she goes "do you wanna fight?" in any tone) 3 - you got your ass beat, at least try to salvage some of your rep on here by stating that you (belatedly) found out that she's taken some martial arts or self defense classes and just because you're a big guy doesnt mean you can fight, im a rather slim/skinny dude and can beat up most of my friends who are like twice my size just because i can move and know where to hit to cause the most pain think with whats between your ears instead of whats between your legs next time and just ask her on a ******* date
r0ji 0
"Today I thought it would be funny to..." *stops reading* YDI.
fuckzombies 0
Lol why would you randomly beat up a 15yr old girl. YDI for being a bully
hawt_leah_foshiz 0
so...how buff are you exactly? dipshit
dizzy_dizzy 0
Why would you even consider fighting with a girl when you're a boy? YDI.
BethyBoo 0
Ha she kicked your ass. That sucks for you.