Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
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DuotonedRainbow 0
i think it's pretty shitty that everyone's being such a hard ass on him for "picking a fight with a girl" or whatever. theyre friends, they pick on each other, its funny. the end. theres nothing wrong with that. it is really funny that she beat you up til you cried though, sorry. :P
ch_kisama 0
major YDI
Ae_hunt 0
fake and you're a loser/pussy for describing yourself as "buff"...
thuryn 2
Hahahahahaha It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. Good for her! :) (Don't take the dog metaphor too far or she'll kick your ass again.)
Shannn 0
Hahaha, sucks for you.
vag_fml 0
we.. now we know who likes emily. secondly, are you sure you dont have a ******?
LJtheGreat 0
#153 shut the **** up. I've never seen a female that was good at fighting. Men are built better for combat, plain and simple. Sure there are some guys out there that are so bad at fighting that they get beat by girls, but that's their fault for being pathetic. 99% of the time in a fight between a male and a female the male wins easily because of natural ability.
ihearnoises 0
well i'm a 15 year old skinny girl and i beat the shit out of football players so **** YOU... oh btw YDI for underestimating the power of skinny girls yes we can be very strong
paulineback 0
That reminds me of David and Goliath.
EMTDubby88 0
Karma is a cruel bitch aint it