Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
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Comments (484)
AyBreezyItsEmily 0
Steveo! You're a punk. and you still got beated by me :D. dont ever hit girls ever again! D:
LJtheGreat 0
Thank you AnHero. At least some people can still be realistic.
xThatRandomGirlx 0
AHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna meet your friend, I like her already!
pokemonblabla45 0
aww ......no wait HAHAHAHA ! you deserved it .
hilaryy_fml 0
What were you aiming to acheive here? Win - you just beat up a girl 2 years younger then you. Loose - You just got beaten up by a girl 2 years younger then you. None of which are good things.
Jackthestripper 0
YDI for being a wanker.
NaturallyUnlucky 0
228 -- I'm nineteen, 5'11, female, and I have four brothers, all but one of whom are taller than me (and that one is my height). I can hold my own against most guys on average-- certainly if they're not used to fighting. However, I do agree that if you took a male of average size and put him against a female of average size, then he'd win. Just know that there girls out there that can fight, and not just because we go for the balls (you grow up with four brothers and you know that that's a no-no unless you're being raped-- some guys have said that it's a no-no even IF you're being raped, but that's where I wave the bullshit flag).
boshiboshibom 1
Guys have said the balls are a no no even if you're being raped? My god...I will not even speak of what I would do...
OhFiddleSticks 0
I'm not gonna say you were her "friend" because friends know when their own friends can kick their asses. And what are you?! 8?! You think it's "funny" to punch girls?! Grow up, "buff" "guy" and suck it up. Quit being a little b!tch, and grow some balls instead of muscles.
CandyLolita 0
Haha, in your face! Did you cry silently or make those ridiculous sounds? xD
ButterFly_16 0
Never underestimate skinny people:)