Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Today, my little sister beat me at arm-wrestling. I'm a 15 year-old boy and she's 12. It happened in front of our entire extended family and they all laughed hysterically. I tried to act like I let her win, but the truth is that I was trying as hard as I could. FML
Today, I bumped into a guy I bullied for years at a bar. He was actually cool and laughed about it, but my stupid drunk ass kept urging him to hit me because I felt bad about it. We went outside and he thrashed me. At least we're friends now, I guess… FML
Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML
Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML
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MoonTiger 4
And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass
wtfml0715 0
hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad
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Comments (484)
Kylias 6
That's why you're not supposed to hit girls. ;3
oingashpoop 0
I'm kinda muscley but I'm a total bitch. a girl could beat the shit out of me any day
censorshipoff 0
All I can say is 'lol'.
prillz 0
wow, you dick head, you deserve to get beaten
Jessmess12 0
Thats awesome. You werent even like joking either? Lmfaoo. But don't underestimate people, they might surprise you.
AnHero 0
For all of you "tough" girls out there who think that girls are physically superior to men, and spout out comments such as "i beat da shit out of dem guyz who tink dey tuff". Take a look at the last 10 thousand years of human history, take a look at the body types of men vs. women. It's quite obvious that men are physically superior to women. It's quite obvious a guy is built for things women just aren't able to do...You, a woman, are not physically superior to a man. And OP, you're half-retarded.
misterman2 3
HA This made my day.
crvenazvezda 0
big-time YDI. props to "Emily" for teaching you a lesson.
stridercab 12
Please tell me this is fake...
catballou 1
that's what you get for picking on girls.