By unlucky - 11/12/2014 13:26 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, I thought it'd be fun to kick open one of those unisex bathrooms in my workplace. I'm not sure who was more surprised, me or my boss who was in there taking a dump. FML
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marcranger 28

If that's your idea of fun, OP, you need better hobbies.

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mentallizzard 19

you sir have a bad sense of humor

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marcranger 28

If that's your idea of fun, OP, you need better hobbies.

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Nevermind212 11

Like taking pictures of bosses in the bathrooms

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cryssycakesx3 22

FML has taught me any time someone says "I thought it'd be fun/funny" "trying to impress/be cute" t never ends in a good time and it's an automatic YDI.

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Hiktmae 20

I kind of curious as to whether the boss actually locked the stall or if the lock just hadn't worked.

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mentallizzard 19

you sir have a bad sense of humor

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jerryj 27

*ma'am I bet that took many of you off guard :) (including myself)

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ComoEsJuan 24

You should know by now to flush the crap puns.

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Mightyrif 23

All these puns keep clogging up FML lately.

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cryssycakesx3 22

if you use a shit pun on FML, urine trouble.

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orbit 22

Op really scared the shit out of his boss.

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Zebediabolical 39

"Once I wipe, you're fired! And you only have a job until then because the Trump hand isn't as effective with Charmin' wrapped around it."

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gabechriswill 19

I understand that there is a time and place for everything and obviously OP shouldn't have kicked in a door at work. But everyone on here shouldn't be acting like they have never wanted to kick in a door just for the heck of experiencing it. It IS a little fun.

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R3TROxLOV3 32

29, I can say with all honesty that I've never had ANY inclination to kick a door in. The OP is an idiot, and she shouldn't have been kicking bathroom doors in while at work.

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dolansmarie 8

I can say I'd like to kick in a door someday. However, that door will never be a bathroom door unless necessary; not funny

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tdawg91 17

Do you think the work place is a good spot to test out childhood dreams? My work has a pretty laid back atmosphere but I don't think breaking a ******* door because I "always wanted to try it" would sit too well with my bosses

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Sterling_1s 8

I think that he should thank you for scaring the shit out of him.

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your_ma 27

Will it be fun when you're in HR explaining yourself?

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rainbowdonnareed 18

come on man what happened next? you my dear need therapy where is jack when ya need him

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es3508 16

I'm not sure what else you thought you would find

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