Intimacy: Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have...

By thisreallysucks2 - 23/03/2009 02:15 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

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By kylie - 10/08/2010 07:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

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By poisonivyandbigfoot - 19/09/2017 16:00

Today, I was playing a game on my boyfriend's phone when he got a text from a girl saying, "last night was so fun." When I asked him about it, he panicked and said, "we were hunting Bigfoot." FML

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Good for you

By denied - 11/08/2009 20:13 - United States

Today, I was supposed to finally go out with my guy friend that I have liked for a long time. He told me he would text me, and after waiting for hours for the text, I finally got it. It said, "Guess what!? I just got laid!" He forgot our date, had it off, and I congratulated him. FML

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By bittersweet - 08/02/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

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By Username - 15/06/2011 01:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to receive the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, and going to sleep. Try again tomorrow." FML

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By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By luni - 26/06/2011 21:17 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML

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By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML

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By Ignored - 13/07/2011 06:47 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend can name each and every Pokémon, but can't remember my birthday. FML

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Tipsybeaver 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:27

In his defense, that game is awesome.

Ybot_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 12:29

Platinum is out? WHY AM I ON FML?!?

Comments

Mewtwo_fml 1

Monday 23 March 2009 15:16

#21 has it spot-on. Regardless of whether or not it was a Pokemon game, a gamer waiting for a game to be released has probably been waiting for the opportunity to play that game for several months. They've been looking forward to it more than a random sex act with you, and thus it's a higher priority. OP -- either break up with him so that he can find a girlfriend who's actually willing to share his interests, or at least give Pokemon a fair chance yourself so that you can share in it with him.

bennihana121 0

Monday 23 March 2009 15:17

LAME!!!

1sharpchica 0

Monday 23 March 2009 15:18

I really don't think people who play pokemon deserve to have sex. It may lead to procreation.

pinkfrenchrose 5

Monday 23 March 2009 15:21

Well, it IS Pokemon Platinum. ;) JK But ouch... He coulda waited to play the game.

blackdogassault 0

Monday 23 March 2009 15:23

Ah, ****, shit. I'm a gamer, a very addicted kind, but I'd take my gf over any game. What's more, what makes pokémon unforgivable is that it's the saaaaame damn game than Diamond/Pearl (and pretty much the same for non-competitive players since Red/Blue)...