By supergingerr11 - United States
Today, I was supposed to have a double date. My date didn't show. I spent my day in the living room waiting for the pizza guy while my best friend and her boyfriend made out. The pizza guy never showed either. FML
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  MrSassypants  |  32

29 if her date is the pizza guy then it makes sense why he didn't show up. The date decided to stand her up and then had to go to do his pizza shift, then noticed it was OP's house and decided to not show up. He got fired though so his FML will be here shortly. 8)

  a_nutritionist  |  10

or you could act like a normal person, call and calmly point out the mistake, then if they offer no compensation, point out that you wont be going there again, theyll soon offer something.
nobody responds positively to demands. thats one way to get them to spit on your pizza or barely putting any toppings on.