By juliette - 08/10/2012 05:39 - United States - Tucson

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Today, I surprised my boyfriend with a bag containing condoms and sexy lingerie. He looks into it and says, "I hope you kept the receipt." FML
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DocBastard 38

The sexy lingerie you should keep. The asshole boyfriend...not so much.

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itaimumwiro 8

You probably brought the wrong condom size

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JJJJJakkkkeee 6

Don't take it back. In fact, wear it every time you and him are home alone. Or maybe just until he appreciates it.

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jacquesromualdez 12

He'll learn to appreciate OP. :) Give him time. Just throw the receipt away.

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shawnaishere 14

Were they extra large or too small? Maybe he just wants to take a break from the 5 days in a roll

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enormouselephant 15

I would save it to wear with someone else, jeez.

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dellam 3

Of course, because u make him wear a condom

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wuciwug 16

no one likes condoms, but they do serve a purpose so when needs must - wear one or get aids / pregnant!!

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DocBastard 38

MAKE him wear one?! Unless you're married (and sometimes even then), you should WANT to wear one. When you **** someone, you're ******* all their past ***** too. You do understand what condoms are for, right? Right??

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challan 19

I'm guessing you're the guy that dished out the clymydia.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Doc-I'm apt to agree that yes you should wear a condom unless you are exclusive with someone, but that doesn't in tale marriage. Not everyone wants to get married, nor does a piece of paper signal that you can now go condom-less. If you are truly exclusive with one individual, know that both of you are clean and are using other forms of birth control (unless you are trying to get pregnant) the I see no reason to have to use a condom with your significant other (boyfriend,girlfriend,fiancé, husband,wife). That said, protect yourself and use your brain!

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DocBastard 38

BubbleGrunge - You basically reiterated what I said. Notice I said "sometimes". :)

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BubbleGrunge 18

No, sorry for the confusion. I basically ment I don't agree with the "marriage" part of your comment, as in you don't HAVE to be married to be exclusive with someone and not wear a condom. I'm a little sensitive to the whole "marriage" thing anyway, perhaps you have a shrink friend I could see to rid me of my "marriage-phobia." :)

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DocBastard 38

Ah, I see. You're absolutely correct. I see your point - I should have said "Unless you're exclusive" rather than "married".

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Rodders_SOTC 1

Send us your number. I will sort you out.

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brettrb 18

Probably cause youre blowing his hard earned money.

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DocBastard 38

Well aren't you a sexist twit? How do you know OP doesn't have a job making her own money? This is 2012 not 1957. Grow the hell up.

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landcfan 6

You said it DocBastard. Also, since it said "boyfriend" and not "husband", that makes it even less likely she's using his money.

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emilyjgraham 34

And to add to this, how do we know he has a job? He might be on the dole and she's the one with the job?

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