Health, Insects and Painful: Ouchies - FML

Ouchies

By Ouch - 01/06/2019 16:00

Today, I learned that bees like to get out of the hot sun, too. And that they do this by crawling into people's bed sheets. I also learned that these bees don't like it when you go to lay down in your own bed. They don't like it at all. Now it hurts to put weight on my right butt cheek. FML

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Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18

Saturday 1 June 2019 17:24

that's gotta be a major pain in the ass eh? lol

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Sunday 2 June 2019 22:45

Might be time to install window screens.

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Charlie Coffman_1920149595 18

Saturday 1 June 2019 17:24

that's gotta be a major pain in the ass eh? lol

Razell 13

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Sunday 2 June 2019 22:45

Might be time to install window screens.

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