Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML
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Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML
Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, at work, I dropped a dried giant millipede specimen. Horrible little legs went everywhere. Now I need to glue it back together. FML
Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Today, I broke a toe. It was not too bad and I can still walk, but the doctors had to tape it to the next toe to help it heal. Turns out I am allergic to the glue on the tape. The pain of the blisters covering two toes and the itch is worst than the break. FML
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sonywebbie 6
I wanna hear the aftermath man
aforbiddendance 23
I hope you were wearing socks..
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Comments (91)
psycheiris13 20
I'm super paranoid, so if I were you I would probably wait twice as long and check before I even put them back on. Anyways, that's just me. FYL, and I hope you didn't have to go though too much trouble to get it off :)
kappinlivy 9
Hot water
jaybone87 8
cheap ******. shoes at Walmart don't cost that much
Selkhe 10
You don't know OP's financial situation, though.
AKAR2521 4
dont assume he's cheap just beacuse he glued his shoe back together. yes shoes are cheaper at walmart, but he may not have any money to spare. you're very rude.
tukies 28
Don't judge peoples situations. I would rather eat than have a new pair of shoes. Even if they were from Goodwill.
saucyrossi 18
I guess you could say you were in a STICKY situation
JhovannyA 7
Ouch!! >.< how did you get your foot out? Ripped any skin?
Curlytwirly22 17
Well then I guess you got what you wanted :) right? :/
Crystalkitty22 11
Congrats! You made it to Ifunny! I saw this on a post while on Ifunny.
Hesher 19
Why wouldn't you check that the glue was dry before you put your whole foot in the shoe? That seems like plain common sense to me.
MarkToast 19
at least it wasn't your back like Chester Bennington in Saw 7
awkwardloveannie 28
In my construction class a guy purposely crazy glued his hand to a desk.. I hope you didn't have his result his skin tore off.. sorry op