Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML
Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, at work, I dropped a dried giant millipede specimen. Horrible little legs went everywhere. Now I need to glue it back together. FML
Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Today, I broke a toe. It was not too bad and I can still walk, but the doctors had to tape it to the next toe to help it heal. Turns out I am allergic to the glue on the tape. The pain of the blisters covering two toes and the itch is worst than the break. FML
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sonywebbie 6
I wanna hear the aftermath man
aforbiddendance 23
I hope you were wearing socks..
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Comments (91)
lolalola47l 8
did you get them off eventually?
MrCareless 17
How did you get it off?
perdix 29
That's going to take a long time to.., *Lowers sunglasses* heel.
addioty 19
ba dum tss
ImSorryImAFuckUp 6
Yet another feature of socks
zandalee 19
What the hell is up with your profile pic?! It's giving me the heebies!
cheshirecat13242 32
Product instructions: solely there to mess up your day. Heh, solely.
Zebediabolical 43
I was about to do the exact same thing with the sole of my combat boot. I guess I'll wait until later and let it dry overnight. Thanks for the heads up!
graceinsheepwear 33
I guess you shod have waited to put it on.
worldclassrager 39
I sure hope you had socks on...
fuckmylife518 15
This sounds like my friend....is that you Pinky??
griggypop 4
This is my favourite FML!