Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I spilled a half bottle of superglue on my hands. I also found out that cold water only makes it harden faster. FML
Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML
Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML
Today, I wore a new pair of shoes to work. By lunchtime, my feet were covered in blisters and I had to limp my way through the rest of the day. FML
Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, at work, I dropped a dried giant millipede specimen. Horrible little legs went everywhere. Now I need to glue it back together. FML
Today, I sat on the kitchen counter in my boxers for ten minutes running my feet under hot water. Why? Because my dad thought it would be funny to superglue my feet together. FML
Today, I tried to get a piece of glass out of my big toe. After an hour of poking and prodding, I finally got it out only for it to fall on the floor where I couldn't find it. Not five minutes later, I stepped on it again. FML
Today, I broke a toe. It was not too bad and I can still walk, but the doctors had to tape it to the next toe to help it heal. Turns out I am allergic to the glue on the tape. The pain of the blisters covering two toes and the itch is worst than the break. FML
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sonywebbie 6
I wanna hear the aftermath man
aforbiddendance 23
I hope you were wearing socks..
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Comments (91)
jayceejaco 15
Acetone helps
scottyspot 11
Get some good solvent and a new pair of shoes. Even some from Goodwill would be better than what you have!
lysx84 24
Yeah, I may have done that too.
McPickleStache 10
at least it wasn't hot glue
False_Stupidity 41
Hot glue would've set before OP got his foot in the shoe. That stuff is awesome for all kinds of things :)
tranced_ 45
one shouldn't trust those commercials in blind faith..
perdix 29
The good news is that now, you only have to buy one shoe at a time! The bad news is you can only wear outfits that match your new appendage.
daniel_dd31 13
Now you have no choice but to go on that run you promised yourself last week.
SweetasCandy0609 28
I've done that before ne
Pavillioned 7
I hope your foot is ok OP.
imchacon22 19
I've had super glue spill on my leg before, so I feel your pain that's horrible